Zimbabwe: Vice President Blames Country’s Problems on Whitey Not Teaching Them Economics

Black people, if left to their own devices, become parodies of black people.


Zimbabwe has been tasked with famines, starvations, and hyperinflation since a revolution topped it from its perch as the breadbasket of Africa to an underdeveloped, starving nation with a barely functional economy.

In a tweet captioned, “Zimbabwe’s Vice President Kembo Mohadi has blamed the country’s former colonial masters, Britain for not teaching Zimbabweans how to run their economy. He says since gaining independence from Britain in 1980, Zimbabweans only know how to run small businesses,” a local news outlet ran an interview where the Vice President blames white people for the long-lasting hardship.

Can we please stop this idiocy about Zimbabwe being the “breadbasket of Africa?”

Zimbabwe was never the breadbasket of Africa, the White people of Rhodesia were the breadbasket of Africa.

Zimbabwe itself was never anything.

And while we’re on the subject of shocking truths, when are these Bantus gonna pay reparations for exterminating almost all of the original inhabitants of that land?

According to News 24, the Vice President was “addressing the ruling Zanu PF provincial structures in Gwanda, south east of Bulawayo,” when he made the remarks.

Mohadi begins by addressing economic worries and poses the question: “Is it government that is causing that?”

After a brief pause, he adds, “How are they causing it? I’m saying this because, one, we got our political independence, but the white man never gave us the knowledge of how the run the economy.”

As incredible as it may sound, there are still white people living in Zimbabwe, for whatever reason.

Why can’t you just ask one of them for advice?

Or even better – give him your job!

Social media commenters, including Zimbabweans, were outspokenly ashamed by Mohadi’s statement.

“This is an embarrassing moment of epic proportions. Why lead if you are clueless? No wonder our country continues to slide deeper into the doldrums,” one Zimbabwean angrily remarked.

Another said, “They blame whites for their complete failure to feed themselves and run the economy. Kill, torture, rape white farmers or burn them out. They’re good at that and brill at corruption. Reap what you sow was never truer than in Zimbabwe.”

Sorry to disappoint you Kunta, but whoever comes after this guy is gonna be at least as bad if not worse.

There really is no escape from what you are.

Over 4.3 million Zimbabweans face food insecurity as economic troubles hamper the country’s ability to prosper.

Zimbabwe was formerly a prosperous nation largely governed by Europeans and focused on productive farmland known as Rhodesia. After a violent civil war in the early 1980s, the new government of Zimbabwe began the process of seizing farmland from white owners and giving it to blacks as reparations. Since this policy began, Zimbabwe’s food supply has become entirely dependent on international sources.

If any darkies reading this ever have some kind of temporary collective enlightenment and want to improve their lot in life, I’ll tell you what you should do.

Pick literally any white male past the age of 12 with normal levels of testosterone and appoint him God-Emperor of your country, then do everything he says to the letter and chop up any black that doesn’t obey with machetes.

Don’t worry about competence or intelligence or whatever, he’s literally eons of evolution beyond you.

Just make sure he’s not a Jew, a Swede, or even worse a woman, because those will actually make everything worse.

That’s the way contact between Europeans and darkies naturally flows when Jews don’t get involved, and it’s also the best thing that could ever happen to you.

If their God had stayed a little longer, they might have figured out shoes