Zimbabwe: Monkey Priest Drowns Sheboon During Baptism Because He Thought She was a Vampire

Daily Stormer
April 20, 2018

Dracula has AIDS now

I used to think the only thing to do about niggers is just exterminate them, wipe out every single one of them on the face of the earth.

But now, I realize how wrong I was.

What we really should do is exterminate all of them except for a couple of million of them, whom we round up and put in a gigantic Truman Show-style NIGGERDOME OF SUPERFUN somewhere in the sub-Sahara that’s filled with hidden cameras everywhere.

We could make two large openings in the ceiling on opposite sides of the dome – one for parachuting fried chicken in, the other for parachuting watermelons, to give them two competing religions that’ll make them start machete crusades against each other.

The greatest race that has ever existed deserves the greatest entertainment that has ever existed, and I can’t think of anything more entertaining than just looking at these monkeys fucking around in their natural habitat.

Daily Mail:

A Zimbabwean pastor drowned a woman during her baptism because she ‘appeared like a vampire’, a court has heard.

Masimba Chirayi, 37, appeared at Harare magistrate’s court on Thursday charged with culpable homicide in the death of congregant Wendy Thinnamay Masuka.

Wow… You have to go all the way to Zimbabwe to find a nigger with a name that isn’t made up or sounds like animal grunts.

Chirayi denied intentionally drowning Masuka, saying he kept her underwater because he feared she had become possessed.

‘In my eyes she was like a vampire possessed by demons, she was violent and I thought she was going to kill people,’ New Zimbabwe reported.

‘I kept her submerged in water until I overpowered her.’

The monkey was probably struggling because you were drowning it…

OR WAIT – was the sheboon violent before it started drowning?

Maybe it had a psychic vision that told it “Yo bitch, this nigga gun drown yo ass!” and so it immediately tried to get out, and the monkey priest panicked and thought “SHIEEEET VAMPIRE?”

Could that be what really happened?

I’m never gonna rest until I get to the bottom of this.

Chirayi was released on a $50 bond and is due back in court again next month.

He is an apostolic preacher at the New Johanne Masowe church, which is the largest religious sect in Zimbabwe.

I wonder how many trash bags you need to carry the equivalent of 50$ in Zimbabwean money.

BTW, if you ever wondered what a Wikipedia page written entirely by niggers looks like, the one for this “church” is a very good example ( I archived it here just in case some Jew comes across it and edits it so we don’t get the impression that niggers aren’t our intellectual equals).

Belief in the supernatural is widespread in Zimbabwe and the government officially recognises the existence of supernatural powers.

In 2006 minsters lifted a colonial-era ban on practicing witchcraft, though said it should not be used to harm another person.

Shortly before Robert Mugabe was ousted from power by now-President Emmerson Mnangagwa, he accused his former deputy of practicing witchcraft on him.

Our equals appear to operate by some very different political paradigms than we do.

I wonder – is witchcraft considered left-wing, right-wing or bipartisan?

Also – where does Vibranium fit into all of this?

Is that used for witchcraft too, or do they save it for the flying pyramids?

Dunno about you guys, but when it comes to the upcoming race war, the thing I’m most worried about is that these semi-humans will somehow find a way to exterminate themselves before we manage to corral enough of them into our GIANT NIGGERDOME OF SUPERFUN.

What do we do if that happens?

Think about it…