February 19, 2015
Hero and probable future President of America Same Hyde made his triumphant return to stand-up recently with a bit entitled, “you might be Mike Brown if…”
Really great energy from this crowd, glad to see everyone turn out and get it pumped up, glad to see MC tell me to get off the stage after 1.5 minutes because I said naughtyThought… Nice to see people getting together and taking a joke and not being touchy little bitches. Did I mention being White is so awkward? Ugh, man, I’m just like, so unsexy and bad at sports! Ah Denzel is so cool.
Interesting fact: I had decided that this routine was too ‘edgy’ and ‘shocking’ and also ‘dumb’ and a ‘low-blow’ but the kid who performed before me was a black guy talking about how the “Mike” Brown situation caused him to have hate sex with his white girlfriend (I bet she’s cute and not a pig!) That was when I decided that the audience was trash and not worth the extra urine I left on the floor of the bathroom.
Co-written by Michael Harms (a black man! who by the way has given me permission to use racial slurs and certain bad words!)
It is a known fact that MDE never dies. However, many of us had wondered if they were completely and totally dead. So we are happy to have our fears dis-confirmed.
Last year, Sam did a fantastic stand-up routine where he was mocking the homosexuals as a form of praising them, which you may recall resulted in even more walk-outs than these Michael Brown jokes.