You Jacking Off is Causing the Globe to Warm

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 14, 2019

I’m against porno because it negatively affects testosterone levels and probably psychology, and leads to anti-natal practices, and is just sort of generally gross.

But I’ve been predicting they’re going to ban it eventually in the name of feminism in order to cause further sexual frustration among men.

I guess they can now ban it in the name of… global warming?


A new study brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘dirty movie’, as online porn has been found to be responsible for 100 million tons of carbon dioxide emissions a year.

The Shift Project’s ‘Climate crisis: The unsustainable use of online video’ report found that a third of all videos viewed online are porn, and that watching online adult entertainment emits just under 100 million tons of CO2 emissions. The emissions generated in 2018 were of the same “magnitude as that of the residential sector in France,” the report found.

The report warns that emissions will continue to grow along with our increased viewing of online content and suggests limitations are put in place, such as not autoplaying videos and not using the highest possible resolution.

This seems to be a bit like the old “you’ll go blind” thing.

The new puritanism that is emerging is quite weird.

But hey – if global warming-based international communism shuts off all electricity and leads us back to the Amish life, then good for global warming-based international communism.