Puberty Hits: Wrinkled, Hollow-Eyed Greta Thunberg Retired from Spotlight, Sent Back to School

Well, pushing 18 years old, Greta Thunberg appears to have finally gone through puberty. It is like something out of your darkest nightmares.

If this creature climbed out of a UFO, you’d be like, “wow, I did not expect you to look so weird and disgusting.”

It’s sick.


Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg has resumed her studies, a year after the 17-year-old left school to pursue her globetrotting climate change activism.

In a tweet, the climate campaigner expressed joy at returning to normal teenager activities.

“My gap year from school is over, and it feels so great to finally be back in school again!” Thunberg wrote, attaching a smiling photo of herself with a backpack.

The fact that she looks so weird is no doubt why they’re getting rid of her.

Nobody wants to look at that shit.

She was always an autistic retard, but they must have thought it was endearing. Now polls have shown that no one wants this bitch, and when people see her, they feel like going out and burning tires in the yard.

This is what veganism has wrought.