June 10, 2018
No one ever expected a French leader would get all whiny.
Everyone is so shocked.
This is even more shocking than an Islamic terrorist attack.
Diplomacy cannot be dictated by “fits of anger”, French President Emmanuel Macron has warned after the G7 summit in Canada ended in acrimony.
In tweets, US President Donald Trump described host Justin Trudeau as “dishonest and weak” and retracted his endorsement of the joint communique.
That statement sought to overcome deep disagreements, notably over trade.
Mr Macron’s office said France and other EU countries would maintain their support for the final G7 communique.
“Let’s be serious and worthy of our people. We make commitments and keep to them,” a statement from the French presidency quoted by AFP news agency said.
“International co-operation cannot be dictated by fits of anger and throwaway remarks,” it added.
Germany also said it would abide by the communique.
Germany… will abide.
What we always wanted was for a reverse WWII situation to take place, with Russia and America being the good guys this time, invading Europe together.
Merkel is the literal inverse Hitler.
Bizarro world Hitler.
In Bizarro World, Bizarro Batman is the world’s worst detective.
And Bizarro Hitler is trying to destroy the German race.
Seriously though this Macro guy.
What a fucking weirdo.
Is that his name, Macro?
Because I was pretty sure that was his name. Now I’m seeing it everywhere as “Macron.”
Is this the Mandela Effect?
Does anyone else remember that a few months ago this guy’s name was “Macro”?
It fits him better, doesn’t it?
It sounds like a super villain name – “Mr. Macro.”
I sure do hate all of these people.
When I think of Justin Trudeau, Angela Merkel and Mr. Macro, it’s difficult to say which I hate the most.
Seeing them all freaking out like this, it is grand and glorious and honestly, I’m having a hard time even remembering what I was mad at Trump about.
Well, I remember John Bolton.
Always, I remember John Bolton.
But the rest of it… the TRIPLE THREAT going into TRIPLE CARDIAC ARREST over the weekend… it really I’m pretty sure makes up for all of whatever that stuff was.