Women Have to Rule the World Because Everyone Against Climate Change Action is a White Male

Jungle tribespeople from Brazil at Cop26 in Glasgow, Scotland, November 2021.

Previously: Women Need to Rule the World in Order to Save the Planet from Climate Change

The biggest problem on the entire earth is that white men are heating this bitch out.

We need women to take over to cool this bitch down.

If this bitch gets any hotter, people are going to start getting really sweaty, and their asses will get all sweaty. That’s called “swamp ass,” and the world will not survive a swamp ass pandemic.

Dr. Maria Tanyang, a research fellow in international relations at the Australian National University, writes for The Guardian:

In a stirring speech at the opening of the Cop26 world leaders summit, Mia Mottley, prime minister of Barbados, asked: “When will leaders lead?” The problem she identified is that “both ambition and needed faces are not present in Glasgow”. The over-representation of white men in climate change decision-making processes is stifling for both the imagination and the implementation of transformative solutions. Globally, only 26 women serve as heads of government and state. At the last Cop summit, held in 2019, approximately 80% or 155 of the 196 heads of delegation were men. Progress has been made to increase women’s participation in Cop events, but gender parity in climate leadership is estimated to be achieved only in 2068.

The global climate change agenda has met with not only political inaction, but resistance in the form of populist denialism that threatens to derail or undo existing efforts. For example, studies on “conservative white males” in the US and Norway have highlighted the connections between climate change denialism, patriarchal beliefs and rightwing nationalism.

Yeah, I’ve never met a patriarchal right-wing nationalist who was not also a denier of the scientific fact that 0.12% of greenhouse gasses that man (white man) has put into the atmosphere are going to cause a weather apocalypse.

You start saying “that 0.12% is going to heat this bitch out and give us all swamp ass” and these right-wing patriarchists just start laughing at you and calling you a “faggot retard.”

Meanwhile, I’ve never met a tranny who didn’t believe in the coming weather apocalypse.

People who directly benefit from the status quo are more likely to feel threatened by the kind of political, economic and societal overhaul that solutions to climate change require. Rather than an aberration, Donald Trump’s withdrawal in 2020 from the Paris agreement is arguably the conservative white male effect writ large.

The United Nations framework convention on climate change (UNFCCC) came into force in 1994. Since then, the convention has generated complex global governance processes, institutions and actors, with gender equality now widely recognised as core to the climate change agenda. The first reference to gender balance appeared in the outcome document of Cop7 in 2001. By Cop25 in 2019, states had agreed to strengthen efforts toward gender-responsive climate action.

“You need to save the planet from these stupid men,” the serpent says.

However, women are still underrepresented in climate change negotiations, as shown in a UNFCCC secretariat report presented at Cop26. As well as finding that women remain in the minority and are less likely to lead a government delegation, it also analysed speaking times at selected Cop25 meetings to provide insights on active participation. It found that “men were overrepresented in terms of presence and tended to speak more than women”.

Unless the way our global leaders frame the climate crisis changes, we will continue to force women’s participation to fit within very rigid sets of expertise, procedures and diplomatic styles that do not lend themselves to creating radical global and systemic change. And we will continue to witness global leaders lagging far behind the monumental task of ensuring humanity’s survival.

You have to start wondering at some point: why don’t we just kill white men?

They’re racists, they’re rapists, they beat up gay people, and they’re changing the weather.

Its time to get rid of them – once and for all.

“Good. To fight against climate change, eat all of the apples.”