January 4, 2019
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced her intentions to run for president in 2020 challenging Donald “Literally Hitler” Trump on New Year’s Eve. In a video, that at the time of writing can not be found on Warrens official Youtube channel, she is said to have been making the public announcement.
Honestly, it is impressive that Warren even has a YouTube channel. I thought her tribe was communicating mostly via smoke signals.
A Fox News reporter asked Trump: “She says she’s in the fight all the way Mr. President, do you, do you really think she believes she can win?”
To which Trump replied: “Well that I don’t know, you’d have to ask her psychiatrist.”
Since Trump seems not particularly worried about Warren’s challenge, she has stepped up her efforts on social media in a totally not scripted attempt to appeal to the American public, by awkwardly drinking a beer while in her kitchen and getting slapped on her ass by her husband.
Warren copied this idea from revolutionary Latina Democrat Alexandria and another female Democrat who live streamed from her kitchen before the midterm elections, Beto O’Rourke.
Mark Dice looks like he has a skin condition.
This is one of the problems with being white.
I hope he’s okay.