September 13, 2019
The only card they need is the Ace of Spades.
Sometimes, vagina alone isn’t enough to get women what they want. In those cases, they can remind people that vagina connects to uterus.
“I AM PREGNANT!”
This is part of their superpower.
Sneaky women have revealed the shocking reasons they decided to lie to their partners – and innocent bystanders – about being pregnant.
The confessions, shared to Whisper, include a woman from New York who ‘faked a pregnancy test and lied about being pregnant’ in order to get her boyfriend to propose.
Here, FEMAIL has rounded up some of the most shocking confessions made on the secret sharing app.
Bonus reasons from Whisper:
The obvious question to ask here is why believe women? If she says she’s pregnant, she better be ready for you to see her peeing on a pregnancy test you bought yourself. Until we get more portable and practical solutions, that’s the least they should be doing.
Women are very manipulative creatures, and the insane power of the “I’m pregnant” move is that they can get pregnant after telling men that they’re pregnant if they liked the reactions to them being pregnant.
They don’t even need to explain anything if they’re suddenly not pregnant after they said they were pregnant. False positive. Miscarriage. Anything works because no one dares question them.
To make this even worse, women and society in general shame men for wanting to make sure the baby is theirs, as if the word of women should be enough guarantee for them to change their entire lives.
Women never have any doubts that their babies are theirs, obviously. It’s only fair for men to use everything technology and science can offer to confirm their alleged paternity.
Never trust goo.