February 8, 2020
Americans have finally found a way to be obese, sick, barely mobile and happy — all at the same time.
It may have been a year of impeachment, trade wars and threatened military conflict in the Middle East, but Americans feel they have it better than ever before.
Nine out of ten US citizens are satisfied or very satisfied with their lives, according to a Gallup poll, a record since it was started more than 40 years ago.
It turns out that blacks in America are pretty satisfied with their lives.
Whites in America are definitely satisfied with their lives too.
Hispanics, browns, and other groups are also satisfied with their lives.
Virtually everyone is happy with their lives in the Utopian States of America, where diversity, transgenderism, homosexuality, and the anal arts are celebrated.
The overlords have finally figured out how to keep their slaves happy.
American confidence in the economy also hit a 20-year high, it was found, following years of economic growth and rising employment.
Those who voted Republican, are paid more than $100,000 or are married, were most likely to be satisfied or very satisfied.
The least satisfied citizens were those who are unmarried, Democrats or on less than $40,000, the poll revealed.
But even these groups showed high levels of satisfaction with 86 per cent of those without partners, 86 per cent of people and 80 per cent of those on lower wages voting Democrat saying they are ‘satisfied’ with their lives.
The pollster put the rise in confidence down to increased trust in the US economy and the improved health of personal finances.
It’s all about The Economy.
As long as people can buy countless unnecessarily disposable gadgets that cannot be repaired, throw them away after a short period of using them only to then buy the newer models, and experience a cocktail of primal human emotions conveyed through Netflix series and Marvel movies, they’ll be satisfied.
The previous high was recorded in 2003, when 88 per cent of those asked said they were satisfied with their lives.
The results were compiled after the pollster quizzed more than a thousand people between January 2 and 15 over the phone.
They contradict the World Happiness Report which said last year the US is the unhappiest it’s ever been.
I don’t believe the World Happiness Report.
It is a self-evident fact that Americans are the happiest people in the world.
They have a reason to live: fighting wars for Israel.
They have someone to protect: the Jewish people.
They have something to remember: the Holocaust.
What else could a goy possibly need?