March 2, 2017
The next Oscars might just be annuda’ shoah!
Okay, so the anti-Semitic #MeToo movement has given us generous blessings up to this point. We got Weinstein, we got Wiesel, we got Louis C.K…
But we all know that this is only the tip of the iceberg.
The juicy stuff is still to come. Everyone knows there’s some depraved pizzagate-tier shit going on in Hollywood, and has been for a long time. Until now, the accusations have largely been about innocuous Jewish misbehavior involving grabbing the odd bitch here and there or jacking off in ficus plants.
But the upcoming Oscar ceremonies will be a good occasion to let loose some ground-breaking revelations. And the pressure is mounting steadily, to the point where anyone who won’t speak up will be considered a shill or even co-conspirator.
We need names. And I’m talking, European-style socialist names, here.
The film industry was far from the only one shown to be riddled with problems related to the treatment of women, but it holds a particularly ignominious role as ground zero for the larger #MeToo movement. Movie producer Harvey Weinstein hangs like a specter over this year’s ceremony. Criticism has already spilled into full view, with Hollywood taking it on the chin publicly.
In the heart of Los Angeles, three billboards made in the style of the Oscar-nominated “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” were draped with sharp messages that took aim at the industry’s complicity in the sexual-misconduct scandals.
“We all knew and still no arrests,” read one of the billboards, all of which were located near Wilshire Boulevard and La Brea Avenue.
“Knowing” isn’t going to lead to arrests, you dumbass. We’re gonna need an extra step here.
Viper is very dissapoint.
“Name names on stage or shut the hell up!” read another.
“And the Oscar for biggest pedophile goes to … ”
Now we’re getting somewhere.
The Los Angeles street artist Sabo, a supporter of President Trump, took credit for the billboards on Wednesday, part of a wave of criticism from conservatives against the predominantly liberal industry, which has grown louder during the Trump administration.
On the other side of the spectrum, an artist known for making unflattering statues of a naked Trump around the country, immortalized Hollywood’s infamous “casting couch” — the practice of powerful men offering women roles in exchange for sex — with a statue of a robe-wearing Weinstein on a gold sofa.
A gold couch? Is that an anti-Semitic dog-whistle I hear? Oy vey.
So we’ve got two possibilities for these upcoming Oscar ceremonies. Either the Hollywood stars will be dropping some bombs on stage, which should cause a stir, or they won’t. If European-style socialists manage to completely squash whistle-blowers through threats or whatever, this is going to be very conspicuous. Everyone is expecting something to happen.
Honestly, the worst possibility is if they name some names, but it’s just a few minor ones. This would require the Hollywood elites conspiring to intentionally sacrifice one of their own, and it’s unclear they’ll be willing to do so.
So it’s hard to predict what will happen.
But my gut tells me we’re in for some major lulz.