October 15, 2016
These people are genius masterminds at work.
It’s a good thing all these women happened to remember being raped by Trump in the past 2 days, because otherwise the Hillary campaign would have some pretty embarrassing emails to explain to America.
I mean, these DNC bigwigs are organizing puerile trolling operations on craigslist.
And it is pure fail trolling.
On Wed, May 18, 2016 at 7:09 AM -0700, “Freundlich, Christina” <FreundlichC@dnc.org<mailto:FreundlichC@dnc.org>> wrote:
Mark and Luis – digital created a fake craigslist jobs post for women who want to apply to jobs one of Trump’s organizations. This will be a microsite and we still need to send it to Perkins. Since we will be pitching this, need your approval please. Thanks
Multiple Positions (NYC area)
Seeking staff members for multiple positions in a large, New York-based corporation known for its real estate investments, fake universities, steaks, and wine. The boss has very strict standards for female employees, ranging from the women who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the women who oversee multi-million dollar construction projects (must maintain hotness demonstrated at time of hiring).
Title: Honey Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you)
* No gaining weight on the job (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you start to use later as evidence)
* Must be open to public humiliation and open-press workouts if you do gain weight on the job
* A willingness to evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’ satisfaction is a plus
* Should be proficient in lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too old
Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries they’re too focused on their children).
We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and “friendly work environment, where the boss is always available to meet with his employees. Like it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the lips or grope you under the meeting table.
Interested applicants should send resume, cover letter, and headshot to email@example.com<mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org>
We’re hitting shilling levels that shouldn’t even be possible.
I guess this supposed to be tailor made to trigger feminist cat-ladies.
But it’s so amateurish, no one would ever approve this, right?
As long as all the offensive shit is verbatim I’m fine with it.[SigDems]
Luis Miranda, Communications Director Democratic National Committee
202-863-8148 – MirandaL@dnc.org<mailto:MirandaL@dnc.org> – @MiraLuisDC<https://www.twitter.com/MiraLuisDC>
You read that right my friends.
The Communications director for the Democratic national Committee thought this was a good idea, and told his employees to run with it.
To be fair though, this is the human material he’s dealing with:
To make no mention of his own Beaner ancestry.
As far as I’m aware, no news coverage brought this thing to light back in May when they were discussing this. So, it either completely flopped, or they decided against it in the end.
But it’s a great illustration of the character of these people.
I’d be very embarrassed.