August 28, 2019
Everyone in the G-7 crowd understands that there is no such thing as “German blood,” only “Nazi blood” that courses through the veins of all White people in every country around the world.
Donald Trump revealed his staggering ignorance in front of Angela Merkel when he commented that he had “German blood.”
The Grand Mutti let out a snicker, to the absolute joy and jubilation of sane and progressive self-loathing Whites on the internet.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel couldn’t contain herself at a press conference in which US President Donald Trump claimed he would visit Germany soon and cited his German heritage, sparking mirth and outrage on Twitter.
Trump: I have German in my blood
Merkel: Snort loudly. 🤣🤣😉
She literally had to stop herself from bursting out loud laughing pic.twitter.com/GNnrcGU7YO
— Tahar (@laseptiemewilay) August 27, 2019
The hashtag #TrumpNotWelcome began trending soon after Trump promised (threatened?) to visit Germany “soon,” during a press conference at the G7 Summit in Biarritz, France on Monday. The ever-watchful twitterati couldn’t help but appreciate the hilarity of a normally stoic head of state breaking character and letting out an audible laugh at her brash US counterpart.
— t-online.de (@tonline_news) August 26, 2019
“We’ll be there… we’re very honored by the invitation — and that’s true — and we will be there. Maybe soon,” Trump said, to a clear snort from Merkel.
See, Merkel wasn’t going to fall to Trump’s pandering easily.
She, like all of us, knows that Donald Trump is the King of the Jews and is therefore not German. He has the blood of the long-lost line of Hebrew kangz flowing through his veins! Donald Trump was actually condescending and playing nice by pretending to be a lowly German.
Merkel wasn’t having any of that.
But people forget the flip side of the story. While we know for a fact that Donald Trump is David’s heir, no one has definitively proven that Angela Merkel is a human, let alone a German. I have been operating under the assumption that she wears a skin suit, like many of our politicians and leaders do to better blend in.
At this point, if someone were to tell me that Merkel was a human at this point, I wouldn’t snort like a sow, but you better believe I’d treat them to a raised eyebrow and a condescending chuckle.