February 25, 2018
Wakandans are used to dealing with highly advanced technologies, including teleportation devices and chemicals which will simply make matter disappear into the Negative Zone.
Also in Wakanda, they have high-tech suits that they can simply shit inside of, and the shit will disappear into a series of nano-tubes.
As such, it is understandable that this particular Wakandan got confused, and believed that her shit could make a crack pipe disappear from physical existence.
Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.
Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.
Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine’s Day card in her excrement.
The Wakandan fascination with crack cocaine is one of the great mysteries.
In their own homeland, they are able to use super-magnets to stimulate pleasure chemicals in the brain.