November 26, 2019
Before the invention of the vegan diet, men had trouble keeping erections and getting women pregnant, which is why we’ve barely managed to survive as a species.
Now that we know that eating like rabbits is the secret to spending all day having sex like rabbits, we’ll be able to better please our substitute mommies.
Champions of a meat-free diet tend to be passionate about the cause. And passion, it seems, is the operative word.
For a medical experiment suggests that men who have a vegan diet may be better lovers.
If a Netflix documentary is to be believed, just one meat-free meal could improve their performance in the bedroom.
The Game Changers casts doubt on the idea that ‘real men eat meat’. It includes an experiment led by US urologist Dr Aaron Spitz, which measured the virility of three male athletes after different meals.
The men were given burritos containing grass-fed beef, organic chicken or organic pork on one night, then a plant-based replacement burrito containing soy and pea protein the following night.
The programme stopped short of seeing how well men performed with their partners, but instead looked at their activity as they slept.
After a meat-free meal, the men’s night-time sexual arousal lasted three to four times longer through the night.
After switching from meat to a plant-based dinner, the athletes’ night-time sexual arousal lasted between three and 4.77 times longer.
Dr Spitz said: ‘When I think of a manly man, I think of somebody who has strength, endurance, sexual prowess and fertility. In fact, what the scientific studies are showing is that the more meat men eat, the more quickly they lose their manly manhood.’
When I think of a manly man, I definitely think of Dr. Michael Greger, who is the veganest of vegans.
As you can see, he is a very vigorous man with plenty of manhood in him.
Ladies love him.
But don’t assume that the vegan diet is only good for men.
Check out these vegan twins below.
As you can also see there, these vegan women look really fertile and definitely not like prematurely aged skinny-fat sluts.
There’s lots of vegan before-and-after transformation videos on YouTube.
The vegan diet works for everyone.
But Dr Raj Mathur, a consultant gynaecologist at Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust, said: ‘We can’t really draw any clinical lessons from this, unfortunately. I certainly don’t think we can advise men to stop eating meat on this basis.
‘Men who experience erectile dysfunction should of course look at their lifestyle – weight, smoking, exercise, illnesses and stress are all important.’
Some experts believe too much meat in the diet may be bad for men’s staying power in the bedroom, because it slows blood flow to their genitals and restricts the dilation of their arteries.
Plants may be good for sexual prowess because they tend to boost nitric oxide levels in the body, which increases blood flow.
The more soy you eat, the more manly you become.
This has been proven time and time again by science and doctors.
You need to last at least two hours in bed so you can please your Vagina Master, goy.
Be a good goy and eat your powdered soy beans, goy.
It is just like cocaine but for the penis.