More like Burn in Hell University.
This needles is filled with fabulous prizes!
Just take the shot – it’s for your own good!
Auburn University is offering students a chance at winning a variety of prizes – including a $1,000 scholarship, an unlimited meal plan, and a premium parking pass – if they get fully vaccinated against COVID-19 in time for the fast-approaching fall semester.
The new incentive program comes as Alabama struggles to get people inoculated against COVID-19, with just 40.1% of the state’s population aged 12 and older fully vaccinated, the lowest rate in the nation, according to CDC data.
Auburn is also offering student organizations the chance to win prizes if all of their members are vaccinated, such as custom Under Armour apparel, custom Yeti cups and coolers, catered food trucks, and free spray tans.
Auburn University is rolling out a vaccine incentive program for the fall semester with fully vaccinated students eligible to win prizes such as a $1,000 scholarship, A-zone parking for the semester and an unlimited meal plan.https://t.co/9nfXFGOREs
— The Auburn Plainsman (@TheAUPlainsman) July 27, 2021
The school’s rival, the University of Alabama, is giving students $20 if they get vaccinated before returning to campus in late August, and Alabama football coach Nick Saban partnered up with the state’s health department to encourage vaccinations.
Other schools across the country are also requiring vaccines, including the University System of Maryland, Wake Forest University in North Carolina, Rutgers University in New Jersey, and others.
Eight students at the University of Indiana sued the school last month over its vaccine requirement, but a federal judge ruled earlier this month that the Constitution “permits Indiana University to pursue a reasonable and due process of vaccination in the legitimate interest of public health” for its 90,000 students and 40,000 employees.
Does no one find it suspicious that you would have to give people prizes to get them to take something that is for your own good?
Like, imagine if a beautiful woman said “I’ll pay you if I can give you a blowjob.”
What would your immediate thought be?
Well, obviously, your immediate thought would be: “she’s planning to bite my dick off.”
Something must be wrong with the COVID19 vaccine. They are offering too much for you to get the jabhttps://t.co/JathmbyWWW
— Maigualida Lopez (@maigual) July 30, 2021
It’s no wonder that young people aren’t willing to take the risk.
This vaxx is no blowjob, I can tell you that.