Americans in Afghanistan are being warned to stay away from the Kabul airport due to terror threats tied to the Islamic State.
The US Embassy in Kabul sent out an alert early Thursday, Afghanistan time, telling US citizens not to travel to the airport “because of security threats outside the gates.
Senior US officials told the Associated Press that the warning was related to specific threats involving ISIS and potential vehicle bombs.
The State Department security alert also told Americans who where at three specific airport gates to “leave immediately,” without further explanation.
“Because of security threats outside the gates of Kabul airport, we are advising U.S. citizens to avoid traveling to the airport and to avoid airport gates at this time unless you receive individual instructions from a US government representative to do so,” the statement read.
“US citizens who are at the Abbey Gate, East Gate, or North Gate now should leave immediately,” it added.
This is so hilarious.
The US couldn’t figure out how to fix the airport situation, and it was such a miserable embarrassment, so they issued a terror threat warning to clear Americans out of the airport so they wouldn’t be so humiliated.
It’s very obvious what happened:
They were sitting around trying to figure out how to deal with these ridiculous scenes and their inability to manage the process of getting people onto planes. They couldn’t say the Taliban was going to attack the airport – that wouldn’t make much sense! So they said that ISIS is going to materialize through a portal.
They called in the threat themselves, then reported on it.
The Secretary of State, the Jew Antony Blinken, finally gave a press conference this week, well over a week after the total collapse of the puppet government in Afghanistan.
It’s truly amazing that these people were so bold as to keep this guy out of public view for nearly two weeks after the biggest foreign policy disaster for the United States in half a century (arguably the biggest foreign policy disaster ever).
He said there are 1,500 “American citizens” in Afghanistan.
The fact that he didn’t just say “Americans” implies that these are actually just Afghans with American citizenship.
The key point is that the current airport crisis is a fake crisis. The airport is getting overwhelmed with rioting poor people who want to go to the US or Europe to be refugees. Those people are not afraid of “persecution,” they just want to live on welfare in a Western country and have sex with the easy white women they’ve seen in their pornos.
There is no more war in Afghanistan, so there is no reason that “American citizens” can’t just check into a hotel and wait for Americans to leave the airport, at which point the airport will go back to normal, and they can just get on a regular flight out of the country.
The US Government and media apparently didn’t want to say “actually, the country is perfectly safe and peaceful now and you don’t have anything to worry about, just check into a hotel and relax and leave next month,” so they issued a fake terrorist warning.
This is really a situation of “if the hole’s deep enough, you’re better off just digging all the way to China, rather than trying to climb out of it.”