October 13, 2019
It looks like it’s finally happening, boys.
The U.S. is “preparing to evacuate” about 1,000 U.S. troops from northern Syria “as safely and quickly as possible,” Defense Secretary Mark Esper told “Face the Nation” in an interview airing Sunday.
The move comes a week after President Trump announced the repositioning of several dozen American troops embedded with Kurdish forces in northern Syria, opening the door for a Turkish offensive against the Syrian Defense Forces (SDF), the main U.S. allies in the fight against ISIS.
“In the last 24 hours, we learned that [the Turks] likely intend to extend their attack further south than originally planned, and to the west,” Esper said. “We also have learned in the last 24 hours that the … SDF are looking to cut a deal, if you will, with the Syrians and the Russians to counterattack against the Turks in the north.”
Esper told “Face the Nation” the troops remaining in the country were caught between Turkish forces and the SDF. According to the United Nations, more than 100,000 internally displaced people are fleeing the violence.
“And so we find ourselves, we have American forces likely caught between two opposing advancing armies, and it’s a very untenable situation,” Esper said. “So I spoke with the president last night, after discussions with the rest of the national security team, and he directed that we begin a deliberate withdrawal of forces from northern Syria.”
Asked if the U.S. had the authority to return fire, Esper said U.S. troops “have the right to self defense and we will execute it if necessary.”
Yes, of course these spook niggers want to somehow transform this into a shooting war with Turkey by firing on them while we’re withdrawing.
But a full-on war with Turkey seems a stretch. And Turkey is now fully in the country, blowing up all of the Kurd terrorists, and there isn’t anything the US can do but leave. This was Trump’s plan in rushing the whole thing.
4D chess or checkers or pong, he did make a move in a game and prevented the Jews from being able to suck us back into this.
The war is over.
Get excited for the next war, in which US troops will be battling starving Yemeni children who are threatening the human rights democracy (or brutal medieval Islamic kingdom or whatever) of Saudi Arabia.
Obese Secretary of State Pompeo has released images comparing the danger posed to America (or Saudi Arabia or whatever) by these starving children to the danger posed to New York City in the film “Gremlins 2: The New Batch.”
“These so-called ‘starving Yemeni children’ are no different than the Gremlins – they hate democracy, they hate freedom, they hate America,” Pompeo said at a recent press conference.
Pompeo also described Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman as “our little Gizmo,” a reference to the furry protagonist of the Gremlins films.
Anyway, seriously – don’t let the fact that we’re amassing troops in Saudi make you less happy about the fact that Syria is finally over.
Because really, as much as we complain about Trump bowing to suck these Jews, the actual fact is that in the last nearly 3 years he’s been president, the Middle East has more or less changed for the better. ISIS, which Obama created, is gone, Assad controls almost all of Syria and no new wars have begun.
I would like Pompeo out as much as anyone. But we got Bolton out. And we got Mad Dog out before that. And Pompeo won’t last forever.
Besides – we don’t even know if this thing in Saudi is real.
Based on the language that Pompeo is using, the whole hysteria over Yemen may well be part of a viral marketing campaign for the upcoming animated Gremlins prequel series. I mean, that makes more sense than the idea that they’re actually trying to foment a war with Iran on the premise that starving children threaten Saudi Arabian democracy.