Unhinged Hoax Artist Fauci Says We Can Never Shake Hands Again

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 8, 2020

I just can’t believe that this sonovabitch who went out there and told us 2 million people were going to die hasn’t killed himself in shame yet.

In Japan, someone who did this would kill himself out of shame.

But Fauci’s mantra is “keep on hoaxin.”

Business Insider:

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the longtime director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases who is a leading member of the White House’s coronavirus task force, says the tradition of shaking hands may need to come to an end even after the coronavirus pandemic is under control.

Fauci spoke with Scott Thuman, Sinclair Broadcast Group’s chief political correspondent, on Tuesday and said the greeting might be outdated in a post-COVID-19 world.

“As a society, just forget about shaking hands,” Fauci said. “We don’t need to shake hands. We’ve got to break that custom.”

“Because as a matter of fact, that is one of the major ways you can transmit a respiratory-borne illness,” he added.

Fauci also told Thuman that the social implications of the coronavirus outbreak might linger within society long after the virus passes.

“I think what we’re going to have embedded and imprinted in us forever is the realization that something as catastrophic as what the world is experiencing now can happen,” he said.

It could happen – but it didn’t happen!

None of this happened – it was all just the flu.

Fauci added that he thinks the traditional handshake should be replaced with a “gay blowjob,” saying that “Coronavirus can’t spread through semen in the way that it spreads through hands.”

I’m of course joking and he didn’t say that. But I’m sure he wanted to. And he might say it next time. He’s making this more kooky by the day.

You can listen to the Grateful Dead song “Truckin” and sing it as “Keep Hoaxin” and it fits our Dr. Fauci.

He’s never going to stop.

He’ll come out tomorrow and say we have to live in pods.

Nipples Cuomo was by far the most ridiculous figure of this entire hoax, but Fauci is the most shameful, as he is a medical professional. He has just completely refused to back down on any of this, even as many in the medical establishment are. He is doubling down on hoaxing in a way so bold it is almost Jewish.

Do you know that Buzzfeed types have made him into a sex symbol and made socks of him?