Under Pressure from US, Angola Legalizes Man-on-Man Anal (Including X-Treme Double Anal, Fisting)

Angola is a picturesque location to express your love by masturbating into another man’s anus, or to romantically ram your fist into a man’s anus.

When I went to the polls last November, I had a lot of issues on my mind: the economy, the coronavirus, healthcare.

But the number one issue in the front of my mind was this: what is the US government doing to force the government of Angola to legalize men masturbating into the anuses of other men?

People are complaining that Joe Biden lied about the stimulus check, people are complaining he’s trying to start all these wars, that he’s using the military against the American people, that he’s declared total open borders and promised anyone who can rush into the country that he’ll give them citizenship.

But you know what he delivered?

Angolan anal.

The Guardian Nigeria:

Angola has legalised homosexuality 133 years after the passage banning same-sex marriage.

The country’s parliamentarians who voted to overhaul Angola’s criminal statute books did not just remove the passage. They also banned discrimination based on sexual orientation.

“The law decriminalising homosexuality adopted in Angola in 2019 took effect today,” LGBTQ+ rights advocate Jean-Luc Romero-Michel tweeted. “Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is now reprehensible and even punishable by prison.”

He said it was “a great step forward” in the fight against state-sponsored discrimination against the LGBTQ+ community.

Proscription of the LGBTQ+ community was included in the country’s penal code in 1888 when the southwest African nation was still a Portuguese colony. The government said homosexuality was one of many “vices against nature”.

The decriminalization of LGBTQ+ in Angola came a week after United States President Joe Biden began a global push for legislation of LGBTQ+ rights.

Biden in a statement on Memorandum on Advancing the Human Rights of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex Persons Around the World directed American Embassy in Nigeria and other countries to push for the legalisation of homosexuality in their respective countries of residence.

The US president said the memorandum reaffirms and supplements the principles established in the Presidential Memorandum of December 6, 2011 (International Initiatives to Advance the Human Rights of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Persons).

“All human beings should be treated with respect and dignity and should be able to live without fear no matter who they are or whom they love,” Biden said.


That’s what it’s all about.

When you sadistically ram your penis into another man’s anus, tearing the anal tissue, getting blood and feces all over your penis, and you pump your penis in and out of the man’s anus, masturbating your penis with his rectum, and then ejaculate into his anus, so that your semen mixes with his feces – that’s called love.

It’s literally the exact same thing as this:

And it’s time Africans stop the hate, and really start ramming their penises into men’s anuses. Because that really is the meaning of love, and it’s love that truly makes life worth living.