Unclean Bean Creature Breaks into Tay Tay’s Townhouse, Defiles Her Bed and Shower

Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
April 23, 2018

The Daily Stormer journalist is immunized against most news reports. He can read about murder, terrorism, Moslem rape gangs, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But show him a story about a spic defiling Taylor’s townhouse and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how upset he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “This is the sickest thing I’ve ever read.”

The Sun:

Taylor Swift has had to deal with a third break-in in a month with cops finding the latest intruder sleeping in her bed in her home in New York.

Authorities were called at 12.30am on Friday to the brownstone townhouse in SoHo, lower Manhattan and discovered a ladder near a broken window at the singer’s home.

Police said they discovered 22-year-old Roger Alvarado sleeping in her bed.

Swift was not in the property she only bought a few months ago.

Alvarado is also said to have taken a shower in the apartment before falling asleep.

He has been charged with stalking and burglary, among other crimes, according to the authorities.

A report by the NY Daily News also claims Alvarado had been previously arrested for trying to break into the same property “with a shovel” on February 13.

This really got to me, goys.

Like 88% of people on the Alt-Right, I’m an unabashed Swiftie. I’ve been a fan ever since her first concert in Braunau-am-Inn, when she encouraged her thousands of cheering fans to salute Der Führer while dressed like a Ravensbrück guard.

So to imagine this hobgoblin breaking into her home and beaning up the place just makes me sick.

Taylor needs to be more vigilant about this sort of thing in the future. She knows fully well that every 56%-er on the continent craves the biological upgrade that only flawless Aryan genetics like hers can provide, and they’re going to do everything in their power to obtain it.

Firstly, she needs to hire a fumigation company to put a big tent over the house and gas all of the fleas and bed bugs that this Aztec brought in with him. Then, she needs to hire a cleaning crew to scrub the house from top to bottom with industrial strength vinegar – the same vinegar that Taylor allegedly used on her hand after almost touching a niglet against her will.

Lastly, and most importantly, she needs to build a wall. A big, beautiful wall that surrounds the entire house.

And she needs to get Sweden to pay for it.