March 4, 2020
Nudism doesn’t sound so bad… until you realize that most people who do it are fat and old.
There is nobody in the world left that isn’t being oppressed in some way.
Except for normal White people, who are all Nazis.
You may think the biggest threat to nudists would be some sunburn or pesky insect bites in the height of summer.
But naturists say they are increasingly facing abuse – and now want to be protected under hate crime laws.
British Naturism, which represents about 9,000 nudists, wants the right to get naked in public to be recognised as a ‘philosophical belief’ in the eyes of the law.
This is my belief, you stupid goyim, look at it dangling around!
This comes after some idiot judge decided that the anti-human idiocy of veganism is a “philosophical belief” that deserves protection from neo-Nazis.
And I suspect taking your pants off in public is gonna be declared a “philosophical belief” too at some point, because the very word “philosophy” doesn’t really mean shit anymore.
Its president, Mark Bass, told the Mail on Sunday they were lobbying for the change ‘so we are not abused in our day-to-day lives. These days we all agree that shouting abuse at somebody because of the colour of their skin, their sexual preference or their religion is not acceptable.
‘Yet naturists still receive that type of abuse based on their dress code. We are not asking that people should be forced to be naked.
‘But everybody should have the freedom to choose how they dress, including if that choice is to wear nothing at all.’
Remember the last time some fringe group said they just want to be left alone, and don’t want to “force” anybody to do anything?
How’d that turn out?
Oh right, it turned out pretty badly.
And writing on British Naturis’s website, he added: ‘Despite attempting to avoid confrontation, it is not uncommon for a naturist to receive abuse from a neighbour or when out walking.
‘You would be upset if somebody shouted abuse or threatened you because they did not like the colour of your shirt – we would prefer not to receive such abuse for not wearing a shirt.’
I think people are more upset about seeing your dick than they are about you not wearing a shirt.
Because that’s the kind of thing most people don’t want to see.
And if someone screaming at you for walking naked in public is the worst thing that’s ever happened to you, you should consider yourself lucky.
Last March, hundreds of people protested against a nude children-and-adult swimming session in Stoke-on-Trent, claiming it would attract paedophiles.
And Dr Bass said one naturist recently had a dog set on him, adding: ‘We are now moving from hate speech into actual physical attacks.’
“Let’s have an event with naked adults and naked children” is usually the kind of idea that gets you hurt, at least in a normal society.
Britain isn’t really a normal society tho, so I’m sure you could get away with it.
Upcoming events organised by British Naturism, which was founded in 1964, include naked yoga, swimming, ten-pin bowling, cycling, gin tasting, waterpark trips, a ‘Call My Buff’ pub quiz night and llama walking. Some naturists use their own terminology – including ‘textiles’ for non-nudists, and ‘cotton-tails’, which refers to recent converts to nudism who still have white, untanned bottoms.
They have set up a task force, headed by Colin Langham-Fitt, a former acting Chief Constable of Suffolk Police and an outspoken defender of civil liberties, but no nudist, to lobby a Law Commission consultation on hate crime this summer. Current protected characteristics are disability, race, religion, sexual orientation or transgender identity.
At the moment, guidance from the Crown Prosecution Service says ‘a balance needs to be struck between the naturist’s right to freedom of expression and the right of the wider public to be protected from harassment, alarm and distress’.
A country where people get arrested for saying men don’t become women if they cut their dicks off, and they’re supposedly worried about exhibitionists’ right to show their dicks in public…
If I made a list of the stupidest things I’ve read this week so far, this wouldn’t even make the top 20, and I don’t know if that’s funny or sad.