UK: First Sex Doll Brothel/Shop is a Hit!

Daily Stormer
January 24, 2017

Still better than fucking a fat woman, I guess…

Wew… If these were like, actual sexbots that you couldn’t tell apart at a glance from a real woman, I’d sorta understand, but that’s not what these are.

They are literal dolls, who look like dolls and act like dolls (as in – they do nothing) and lotsa men want these.

Those are degenerates of course, but it’s still mainly women’s fault for being brainwashed by the kikes to the point where too many of them are unbearable to even be around, and more and more men start looking at overgrown Barbies as alternatives.


The UK’s first sex doll brothel has opened – and it is quite something.

Lovedoll UK opened the service after realising their customer’s wanted to ‘try before they buy’ the £2,000 dolls.

So for £100, people can now spend an hour with a plastic partner in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear.

So either some poor slob is cleaning these for minimum wage OR nobody’s cleaning them at all.

Just a heads up to anyone thinking about going on a trial.

Each room in the ‘brothel’, which is situated on an industrial estate, comes complete with a double bed, lubrication, condoms and of course the manikin.

Sounds like paradise.

And if clients enjoy the service, they’re then able to purchase their own doll (which can be designed to look like a partner, crush or a celebrity).

Does Anne Frank count as a celebrity?

If so, I’m totally getting one of these.

“Say oy vey for daddy, you little kike bitch!”

Graham, the owner of Lovedoll UK, said that the opening of the brothel has left ‘real life escorts’ concerned that they may be put out of business.

The 40-year-old said: ‘I have spoken to escort services before about bringing sex dolls into brothels – but they are scared.


‘I don’t know why they are, it may just require more of a vision than they have. It is more efficient – the sex dolls can pretty much run themselves.

‘Maybe they just don’t think that it’s viable, or that it would put real life escorts out of business.

‘If I found somewhere that was open enough to consider it then I would think about selling them a couple of my dolls.

Not everyone can be as visionary as guys who rent out humanoid cum buckets…

 ‘70% of guys aren’t bothered that the dolls have been used before.’



tfw you can’t even keep a plastic woman just for yourself

Graham says it is not just men who take an interest in the lifelike lovers.

In fact, many of his customers are women who make purchases in a bid to keep their husbands from cheating.


Because it’s easier than not being fat and obnoxious!

He also explained that men who find themselves in the ‘friendzone’ sometimes bring him photographs of their crushes for him to model a doll on.

That sounds perfectly healthy and sane.

He added: ‘I always knew that sex dolls were going to be normalised.

‘Some guys will buy one and some guys will get a whole harem of dolls.

‘Some men keep them for 24 hours and sell them straight back but some might keep them for 10 years and get married to them.

The company stocks an array of female dolls which can be chosen by body shape, breast size, and height.

Graham has now started to stock a range of male dolls which come with either a six or seven inch penis.

Yeah, that’s not gonna work.

Women don’t care about dicks per se, they care about attention and signalling, and chunks of plastic can’t really do that.

If any of you guys reading this are so desperate that you think this is a good idea – here’s a better one: get in shape, have more money than a hobo and be reasonably aggressive (or at least fake it) and 90% of all women are within reach. At least for an hour or two.