November 8, 2019
I’ve been telling you for years they were going to do this and you all thought I was joking.
If you found a bug in your burger at a restaurant, you would probably send it back.
But one UK farm is serving up juicy snacks made entirely from creepy-crawlies – and claims they’re even tastier than beef.
An urban farm in Ealing, London, is putting insects on your plate, in attempt to promote a more environmentally-friendly, sustainable source of protein.
An ecological and nutritious alternative to meat, edible insects are rich in protein, omega 3 and vitamin B12 – as well as low in calories.
Experimental chef Tiziana Di Costanzo is the founder of Horizon Edible Insects, where she farms mealworms and crickets.
She says the insects have a ‘nutty to earthy flavour’.
Tiziana claims that only with bran and vegetable peels she could produce enough insects to feed her family of four.
The insects are farmed in plastic trays and when they outgrow them, they are relocated to a purpose-built wooden outbuilding- and all with zero-waste.
Mealworms for example, do not require any water to survive so farming them is a help to the planet’s water crisis.
What you need to understand about the plan to make you eat bugs is this: this is not even logical. Like, there are all kinds of different science fiction options you could go with and still maintain an infinite and ever-expanding population of niggers.
I don’t know what exactly the excuse is for nurturing this infinite population of niggers, but that is beside the point I’m trying to make here. The point I’m trying to make here is: you could do it without forcing people to eat maggots.
You could actually grow genetically-engineered pig flesh in vats without brains. Or you could just do the original vegan plan. People can live on a vegan diet; their testosterone just collapses and their brains shrink. But it’s probably healthier than eating bugs.
Point being: the entire purpose of this “you will eat bugs” thing is simply to humiliate and dehumanize you.