Twitter Bans Carl of Swindon and Tommy of Mossad Ahead of Elections!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 27, 2019

Once again, Sargon finds himself on the frontlines of the culture wars. And Tommy too, I guess.


Campaign accounts of two British candidates for the European Parliament, Tommy Robinson and Carl Benjamin, have been deleted by Twitter, prompting outcries of election meddling with less than a month before the vote.

Robinson and Benjamin – better known under his YouTube handle ‘Sargon of Akkad’ – are running in the May 23 election, which the UK will have to participate in due to the ongoing Brexit delays. Benjamin is a member of the UK Independence Party (UKIP), while Robinson announced his independent candidacy on Thursday.

Not so long ago, Jack Dorsey showed up stoned on Joe Rogan’s show with his now infamous company-issued diversity lawyer, the charming Ms. Vagene Patel.

They had a surreal discussion about the decision to suspend Sargon in particular.

Hapa hero Tim Pool, who was on the show to defend the army of the damned against the Twitter machine, grilled the lawyer-cunt on Sargon’s suspension and she said in no uncertain terms that Sargon’s permanent suspension wasn’t politically-motivated but was instead motivated by “context” and “company policies” and “doing our best” and other such weasel-words.

Basically, Vagena argued that Sargon was toxic and that they had a problem with his use of racial slurs and so it wasn’t an example of anti-conservative bias on the part of Twitter.

This latest ban though – well look, these were actual campaign accounts, not personal shitposting accounts like the one Sargon used to post interracial gay porn to own the Alt-Right back in the day. And BOTH their accounts were eliminated at the same time, which means that this wasn’t a response to some slur-ridden rude Twitter post, clearly.

This is just open election-meddling.

“We are investigating why, but strongly suspect this is a deliberate act of political censorship to deny a candidate his voice in a crucial election,” Benjamin’s campaign staffer Michael De La Broc said, adding the campaign will complain to the election authorities and maybe even seek restitution in court for “political interference by a foreign entity in our elections.”

UKIP has also declared the ban “election interference” and vowed to “get to the bottom” of the issue. 

Someone needs to get Joe Rogan on the line.

“Yo Joe, we need to have another talk with Jack.” 

Yeah, sure kid. Lemme just finish this blunt and I’ll give him a ring.

Dorsey should bring someone else this time. That brown chick was ugly, unlikeable and dumb. Sargon will probably show up with that Nazi pug guy and Paul Joseph Watson.

The Dream Team

It would be a total clown show and I, for one, would tune in to watch it.

So this needs to happen.

And Joe Rogan needs to make it happen.

Because no one else has shown that they have the power to summon Jack Dorsey from the deep other than Joe Rogan. In other words, the future of free speech on the internet rests entirely in his hands.

If you needed any more proof that we lived in Clown World, you have it now.

It’s simply undeniable now.