January 19, 2020
We just can’t seem to have nice things anymore, like ever.
When I heard Donald Trump saying that he wasn’t actually going to build the Wall and that it was a metaphor for artistic yard fencing and some cameras, I’ll admit that I was a bit taken aback. But then he quickly announced the formation of a new Space Force and I immediately perked back up again.
After all, why build a Wall when you can just leave the Mexicans behind by getting all the White people on ships and colonizing the moons of Evropa and Titan instead?
— 🎷Panther Den 🎷 (@PantherDen3) January 15, 2020
I also wanted to see the Aryan space base on the moon.
But now, I’m starting to have serious and downright debilitating doubts about the Space Force. Which, now that I think about it, may have been my last tether to this plane of eternal disappointment and suffering.
Big bad feels time ahead.
Enough build-up, here’s the skinny: the Space Force uniform doesn’t seem to be very spacey…
The new US Space Force has shown off its utility uniform, and it’s bound to look familiar.
Technically, the nation’s freshest military branch revealed its new name tapes, which attach to the uniform. “U.S. Space Force” can be read in blue embroidery, a Twitter entry posted Friday shows.
— United States Space Force (@SpaceForceDoD) January 18, 2020
The larger point is that the name tapes are going on the same kind of camouflage uniforms already in use by the Army and Air Force.
“USSF is utilizing current Army/Air Force uniforms, saving costs of designing/producing a new one,” the branch posted in a follow-up tweet. Plenty of Twitter users responded with wisecracks — or had questions — about a space-focused service using camouflage.
When we were told about the space force, we thought we were going to get something cool. I was thinking something along the lines of 50s period space art.
But instead, we got more of those ugly unisex scrub-style pajamas that Jews force US soldiers to wear as an act of ritual humiliation, because there can really be no other explanation for why it looks so bad.
Forget about the obvious fact that you don’t need forest camouflage in space – why is it not space-proof? This isn’t even the thing you wear under the space suit; it’s too bulky. And it’s definitely not what you wear when you’re in space or on the space ship. It’s just a desk job uniform with a special patch that no doubt cost 3 trillion dollars to design after an Israeli company won the contract.
The Space Force’s Twitter manager noted these, and pointed out that not only was the branch trying to be cost-effective, members aren’t exactly in space, yet.
“Members will look like their joint counterparts they’ll be working with, on the ground,” the branch tweeted.
How many more lies must we take? The US military was burning piles of money in Afghanistan – for no apparent reason whatsoever – and doing it for literally two decades straight. Now, they’re trying to tell us that it’s time to count pennies?
Yeah, no. I’m not buying it.
So I’m calling it now.
The Space Force is A GIANT HOAX, folks!
i can’t continue to keep quiet…this isn’t what i enlisted to do pic.twitter.com/BECXxMVRPN
— 🎷Panther Den 🎷 (@PantherDen3) January 18, 2020
Pack your bags and go home. We’re going to be stuck here for a while.