Trump Runs Dirty Smear Ad Against Family Man Osama Bin Laden’s 2020 Presidential Campaign

So, I was talking on the phone yesterday with Donald Trump, who Is My President, and asked him to please build a wall, open back up the economy, and create a black ethnostate out of a few majority-black southern states and relocate all the blacks there.

And he told me, “Sure thing, Sparky!” and then decided that it was a good time to talk about Osama Bin Laden.

My name is not even Sparky. That’s not even a person’s name, and I didn’t ask for any of this.

This is completely unacceptable.


President Donald Trump on Thursday said that former Vice President Joe Biden was “China’s dream” president for the United States as his campaign released an ad claiming that Biden was also endorsed by slain terrorist Osama bin Laden.

“He’s China’s dream,” Trump said, also referring to bin Laden’s comments about how the United States would be in a crisis if then-president Barack Obama was assassinated and Biden became president.

“Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis,” bin Laden wrote to his deputy in a letter revealed in 2012. The former terrorist leader wanted to assassinate Obama so Biden would become president.

The president spoke about the upcoming election with his son Donald Trump Jr. in an interview for his campaign-sponsored show Triggered.

Someone needs to get the memo to Don Jr. that no one is really saying triggered any more. White leftists used to say this about their fake PTSD, then we made fun of it, now they’ve stopped using it outside of universities, so the joke is dead.

Another thing that’s dead is Osama Bin Laden.

As a disclaimer, I definitely don’t support knocking down three skyscrapers with two airplanes, or any other wacky thing Osama had been accused of. Terrorism is bad and doesn’t help anything.

But since My President decided to bring him up, I would just like to set one thing straight for the record.

Bin Laden knew exactly what was going on in America.

Excerpts from the full text of Osama bin Laden’s “letter to the American people,” reported in 2002:

It is saddening to tell you that you are the worst civilization witnessed by the history of mankind:

You are the nation that permits Usury, which has been forbidden by all the religions. Yet you build your economy and investments on Usury. As a result of this, in all its different forms and guises, the Jews have taken control of your economy, through which they have then taken control of your media, and now control all aspects of your life making you their servants and achieving their aims at your expense; precisely what Benjamin Franklin warned you against.

You are a nation that permits the production, trading and usage of intoxicants. You also permit drugs, and only forbid the trade of them, even though your nation is the largest consumer of them.

You are a nation that permits acts of immorality, and you consider them to be pillars of personal freedom. You have continued to sink down this abyss from level to level until incest has spread amongst you, in the face of which neither your sense of honour nor your laws object.

You are a nation that permits gambling in its all forms. The companies practice this as well, resulting in the investments becoming active and the criminals becoming rich.

You are a nation that exploits women like consumer products or advertising tools calling upon customers to purchase them. You use women to serve passengers, visitors, and strangers to increase your profit margins. You then rant that you support the liberation of women.

You are a nation that practices the trade of sex in all its forms, directly and indirectly. Giant corporations and establishments are established on this, under the name of art, entertainment, tourism and freedom, and other deceptive names you attribute to it.

And because of all this, you have been described in history as a nation that spreads diseases that were unknown to man in the past. Go ahead and boast to the nations of man, that you brought them AIDS as a Satanic American Invention.

Your law is the law of the rich and wealthy people, who hold sway in their political parties, and fund their election campaigns with their gifts. Behind them stand the Jews, who control your policies, media and economy.

That which you are singled out for in the history of mankind, is that you have used your force to destroy mankind more than any other nation in history; not to defend principles and values, but to hasten to secure your interests and profits. You who dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, even though Japan was ready to negotiate an end to the war. How many acts of oppression, tyranny and injustice have you carried out, O callers to freedom?

He buried the lede in the original letter, which was full of a bunch of stuff that the American People it was addressed to obviously don’t care about, mostly Islam and foreign policy. Bad messaging.

But as for the part we care about – was he wrong?

I didn’t read one single thing above that was not completely true.

So, if you asked me right now to tell you who best understood the problems facing American society – between Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Osama Bin Laden – I would have to go with Bin Laden.

It would be nice to have someone on the ballot who was saying these things, and was also not a dead Islamic terrorist.