Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!

President Trump is of course out of the hospital and feeling fine and looking great, as we predicted.

As soon as I saw this epic video he posted to Twitter of his helicopter landing on the South Lawn, returning him from the hospital, with the Marines and everyone saluting him, I said, “okay, now I know for sure we’re going to win this election, and if the Democrats try to steal it, he’s going to war.”

But it was the amazing video that followed that really gave me encouragement as far as this stupid virus hoax.

Recorded from the White House after getting dropped off by Marine One, Trump appeared to imply that it was necessary (as I said it was) for him to get the virus to prove that it is time to stop whining about this virus.

He says:

I just left Walter Reed Medical Center, and it’s really something very special – the doctors, the nurses, the first responders. And I learned so much about coronavirus. And one thing that’s for certain: don’t let it dominate you. Don’t be afraid of it. You’re gonna beat it. We have the best medical equipment, we have the best medicines, all developed recently. And you’re gonna beat it. I went, I didn’t feel so good. Two days ago – I could have left two days ago. Two days ago I felt great, like, better than I have in a long time. I said just recently: better than 20 years ago.

Don’t let it dominate. Don’t let it take over your lives. Don’t let that happen. We have the greatest country in the world. We’re going back. We’re going back to work. We’re gonna be out front.

As your leader, I had to do that. I knew there was danger to it, but I had to do it. I stood out front. I led. Nobody that’s a leader would not do what I did. And I know there’s a risk, there’s a danger, but that’s okay. And now I’m better, and maybe I’m immune, I don’t know. But don’t let it dominate your lives. Get out there, be careful.

We have the best medicines in the world. And it all happened very shortly, and they’re all getting approved, and the vaccines are coming momentarily. Thank you very much and Walter Reed, what a group of people. Thank you very much.

It’s pretty clear that he is saying that he had to get the virus in order to prove it was not dangerous, and now that he’s done that, he’s ready to start pushing people to go back to work, to go back to normal.

Donald Trump is:

  • 74 years old
  • Obese
  • An individual who eats McDonald’s every day and doesn’t exercise at all

He had no complications whatsoever with the virus.

This is not a real problem, people.

The CDC numbers are a hoax. They’re recording deaths of people who died from completely different things, and they’re getting caught regularly.

It’s all a hoax.

It’s time to go back to normal.