Trump and Pence Say We’re Returning to the Moon

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 29, 2019

Literally, every single president says that we’re going to go back to the moon. It’s a real crowd-pleaser. Only black people hate the idea of humanity going into space. Probably because they can’t conceptualize the very idea and assume that the world is flat.


Vice President Mike Pence brought word from President Donald Trump Tuesday that the U.S. will put an American back on the Moon within five years.

Pence revealed at the fifth meeting of the National Space Council:

I’m here, on the president’s behalf, to tell the men and women of the Marshall Space Flight Center and the American people that, at the direction of the president of the United States, it is the stated policy of this administration and the United States of America to return American astronauts to the Moon within the next five years.

The U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama, served as the venue for the meeting and remarks from the vice president. Listeners applauded at the news an American would return to the Moon within five years.

“Let me be clear: The first woman and the next man on the Moon will both be American astronauts, launched by American rockets, from American soil,” Pence clarified to more applause from the audience.

I hope he’s telling the truth. After failing at crypto, I decided to go all out and invest in something long term and tangible: lunar real estate.

People talk about Faustian destiny and Warhammer 40k when they talk about space exploration, but me personally, I’m just thinking about the real estate opportunities. I need to get creative if I’m going to find my own American dream.

Think about the basic premise of America for a second. The official motto of the entire continent before the Constitution was ratified was: “it’s free real estate.” 

The first pilgrims got Manhattan for $15 dollars – as the legend goes. Then settlers started colonizing the interior, just straight-up claiming land in some cases as they saw fit.

Then there were those generational “boom” moments where you could strike it rich. At one point, there were literal rivers full of gold in California. Then there were entire towns built by titans of industry like Ford where you had it made working a 9-5 making Model T’s. Fast-forward to the housing boom after WWII and you had 25-year-olds buying 4-bedroom STARTER houses. Everything was nice and affordable, practically everyone had access to free real estate.

Nazi Germany was pretty low on free real estate.

That’s why they had to go to war.

Hitler wanted to secure that free real estate for the German people.

Meanwhile, fast-forward to 2019 and the only free real estate is on the moon.

I figured that since I would never be able to afford a home in America because of the Boomers and mass migration, I should get in early on the moon market.

Because, when worldwide White flight takes off in earnest, where are the White ppl going to go?

Either they’re going to build a giant orbiting space station like they did in Elysium or they’re going to build gated communities on the moon. When the first wave of white flight carpet-baggers decides to make the move to the moon in search of better schools, I’ll be sitting pretty and ready to sell my land at a huge mark-up.

When I voted for Trump, I figured that a Real Estate Developer in Chief would make securing free real estate a priority for his presidency.

And I see now that I wasn’t wrong in my assessment.

Trump may not want to end America’s Jewish wars or do anything about the beaner flood, but he def wants to build a hotel with his name on it on the moon. This was the secret goal of the Trump presidency when you really think about it.

And once he does, the prices in the neighborhood are going to go up up up!