December 17, 2018
I can’t figure out if this guy was Jew or not. It’s typically a Jew name, he looks Jewish, and his partner was Jewish – but Jews usually brag about being Jews.
Also, you know: sometimes nerds just look Jewy.
Colin Kroll, the co-founder of the popular “HQ Trivia” game and the “Vine” video app, was found dead in his New York City apartment on Sunday.
Kroll’s girlfriend asked the New York Police Department to check up on the 34-year-old after she failed to get in touch with the tech executive, according to TMZ. Officers found him unconscious and unresponsive on his bed.
His body reportedly was found with “drug paraphernalia” in his downtown Manhattan apartment. The medical examiner’s office was working to determine the cause of death.
In recent years, Kroll was named the CEO of HQ. The game live-streams short trivia contests and quickly became popular after it was released in 2017.
Company staffers confirmed Kroll’s passing on Twitter Sunday, writing that their “thoughts go out to his family, friends and loved ones during this incredibly difficult time.”
Anyway, this is another bit of proof: money doesn’t bring happiness, kids. No matter how much pussy you have, you’re probably going to need to get high just to deal with the pain of reality.
It’s better to live a quiet, peaceful life.
Or to fight a war against evil.
Either way, I want you to play this song at my funeral.
I didn’t get a chance to live the quiet life.
But I did always fantasize about it.
Here are your options:
- Relax, take it easy, avoid the rat race as an isolated incel on a farm, or
- Go out in a blaze of fire and blood in the name of the revolution
Trying to do anything else is just going to end in a fentanyl overdose.
All evidence points to this eternal truth.
Also play some trendy-ass electronic music from the early 00s.
At dat funeral.