Tony Blair Thinks Meghan Markle Would Make a Great President

Meghan Markle has incredible skills she brings to the table.

Firstly, she’s a detective. She married an awkward ginger weirdo as part of an undercover investigation of racism in the Royal Family.

Donnie Brasco has nothing on this black bitch.


Meghan Markle will reportedly use the excitement over her recent interview with Oprah to start a political career that could take her to the White House.

A senior Labour figure and veteran of former Prime Minister Tony Blair’s administration with ties to Washington claimed in an interview with the Mail on Sunday that Markle was networking with senior Democrats to create a campaign and fundraising teams in a bid for the U.S. presidency.

“The Blairite, internationalist and Democratic party networks are buzzing with talk about Meghan’s political ambitions and potential backers,” the source reportedly told the newspaper.

The person allegedly said the presumption was Markle is looking to 2024 when President Joe Biden will be deciding if he will run for a second term.

“One of the reasons she was so keen not to give up her American citizenship was so she had the option to go into politics,” a close friend said in September, according to Vanity Fair.

“I think if Meghan and Harry ever gave up their titles, she would seriously consider running for president,” the person continued.

This woman was a 35-year-old, divorced quadroon with an unbearable personality, and she managed to become one of the most famous people in the world by marrying a man who could have chosen from virtually any woman on earth, and then turning their marriage into a bizarre psychodrama.

I don’t really see any reason to doubt her ability to seize total control of the world.

It’s time for someone to finally really and truly punish the American people for slavery and the Holocaust.

She might have what it takes.

I will say: Tony Blair is no joke. After leaving his position as Prime Minister of the UK, he’s become a powerful technocrat, moving in the Davos circles. Unless he’s saying this as some kind of hilarious joke, then she’s already begun to gather a powerful base for her plan to seize control.

Obviously, American elections are no longer decided by numbers of votes, so it’s really just up to the Democrat Party whether or not she becomes president.

I guess as alien rulers go, I’d prefer her to Kamala Harris. But I would of course prefer to just be ruled by the communist Chinese.

I would also choose the Zulu Empire over Meghan Markle.

Here’s my list of preferred overlords, of the options that have been presented to me:

  1. Robots
  2. Interdimensional reptoids
  3. Communist Chinese
  4. Islamic caliphate
  5. The Zulu Empire
  6. Meghan Markle
  7. Bill Gates
  8. Kamala Harris

What’s clear: whites have no interest in ruling themselves. So that’s off the table.

The empowerment of women has put us in a position where we are only comfortable with alien overlords