Toe-Sucker Prince Andrew Banned from Philip’s 100th Birthday for Sucking Teen Toes

The wily Prince Andrew is the only Prince to be incapable of sweating. He faces allegations of being a toe-sucker.

The British royal family has been alleged to secretly be a bunch of shape-shifting reptoids from another dimension. According to rumors from insiders, they engage in cannibalism, but actually, it isn’t even really cannibalism, because they’re not humans.

They are also satanic pedophiles, according to several experts.

There is one thing, however, that they will not tolerate: toe-sucking.

The toe-sucker Prince Andrew is now being excised from the family of reptoids as a result of his toe-sucking ways.

Metro UK:

Prince Andrew faces being ‘airbrushed’ out of his father’s 100th birthday celebrations next year, it’s been reported.

The scandal-hit prince won’t be invited to several of the major celebrations for Philip’s centenary and organisers of a photo exhibition have been told to leave out pictures of him, according to The Sun.

A palace source told the newspaper: ‘There is a warning from up high to play down Andrew. He will be included as little as possible.

‘It’s not whitewashing history because you can’t leave him out entirely. But it will not make a big deal of his relationship with the Duke of Edinburgh over the years.

‘This is obviously proving difficult because he is his son and it’s playing down his role in the family.’

Prince Andrew stepped down from Royal duties late last year after his Newsnight interview which was widely seen as a disaster.

He claimed he couldn’t have slept with Virginia Giuffre when she was 17 because he was at Pizza Express in Woking on the night in question.

The prince still faces questions about his relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, who has been arrested for allegedly trafficking underage girls. Andrew has consistently denied any wrong doing.

Not a lot of people know this, but Prince Andrew was an original member of the country music super-group “The Highwaymen.”

Do you remember the song “Highwayman”?

Each verse of the song was sung by a different superstar, and told the story of the life of someone, and their end.

This was Andrew’s verse, which proved to be quite prophetic:

I was a toe-sucker
Teenaged toes I liked to lick
Sucked ’em slow and sucked ’em quick
Many a young maid stuck her feet into my face
I sucked ’em sweet with dignity and grace
The bastards outed me on Newsnight Channel Two
Because I am not a Jew

That verse was never recorded, because Prince Philip said it couldn’t be known that members of the reptoid family were toe-suckers.

Allegedly, he said: “bloody feckin ell laddie, ya know to lot of us got heaps a problems what for it, we been right scolded fer bein blood drink lizards, but toe-suckin is a bridge too far south.”

The Level of Exhaustion Involved Here

What we had with Jeffrey Epstein was a very obvious Israeli Mossad blackmail operation. People who wanted power would be sent to Epstein, they would have sex with an underage girl on film, then they would be approved of to move up in the world, because the Jews would know that they couldn’t ever deviate from the plan.

Bill Gates, who now serves as the unelected boss of the world, was an Epstein client.

Prince Andrew was quite possibly the only person involved with having sex with these girls who literally had nothing to gain from doing so. Thus, the single person that we are talking about with regards to this news story is Prince Andrew.

He is the perfect fall guy, because he literally does not matter. No one is talking about Bill Gates or any of the politicians who also spent time with Epstein. It’s just all about Prince Andrew, who probably didn’t even commit a crime, given that the girl whose toes he sucked was over the age of consent and he didn’t personally pay her money.

Hilariously, the hooker was a solid 5. But I here she’s got nice feet.

A court could argue that Andrew knew that the girl was being paid to have sex with him, and that would make the situation potentially more complicated, as although it isn’t against the law to have sex with a 17-year-old, it is a different story if it’s “sex trafficking.” However, I don’t think it could be proved that Andrew knew Epstein was paying her.

But this is really how stupid the goyim actually are: they’re looking at the entire power structure of the Western world, the basis upon which all decisions are made – it is literally laid out completely, right in front of their eyes, the way the Jews control world leaders. But the media comes out and is like, “this goofy guy was sucking on a teenage girl’s toes! She thought he was GROSS!”, and the goyim say: “OH. MY. GOD.”

The entire situation proves the reality that the masses of people are incapable of thinking beyond what is shown to them directly, and laid out in a pornographic manner.

The media could obviously just as easily be talking nonstop about Bill Gates being involved with Epstein, and saying that it proves that coronavirus is a Jewish plot to destroy Christian civilization, and everyone would be calling for a war against Israel.

But nope. You get lurid porno material about a toe-sucking doofus.

Prince Andrew checks out a woman’s toes

You can just get people to go along with anything. This is why I’ve told you that “democracy” simply means “rule by the media.”

And hey – don’t forget: Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s madam, is still in federal custody. There is basically a 100% chance that she is going to come out and accuse Donald Trump of some sexual act with underage girls before the election. The Jewish media has already tried to pin Epstein-related crimes on Trump.

In actual fact, Donald Trump slyly suggested publicly that the man was engaged in these activities.

In 2002, before Epstein was ever outed as a sex criminal, Trump was interviewed by New York Magazine about Epstein, and he said: “It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

Trump also kicked the Jew out of his country club.

Further, Trump is not enough of a moron to allow Jews to get blackmail on him. If the Jews did have blackmail on him, they would have already dumped it. They are going to pretend they have blackmail on him.