February 27, 2017
Today is officially George Zimmerman day.
Yesterday, February 26th, was the fifth anniversary of George Zimmerman’s brave act of destroying the villainous Negroid Tray-Tray Martin. But because we are billing this as a federal holiday to replace Martin Luther King Day in the near future, we are celebrating it on a Monday.
Hopefully in the near future, Trump will announce a position for the Zim-Zam, possibly at Homeland Security or the UN. I mean, if Trump decides to keep the US seat in the Human Rights Council, why not send George?
He knows a thing or two about human rights, I’ll tell you what. Particularly the human right of not being killed by a Negro on the street.
So although you don’t get today off work – THIS YEAR – celebrate anyway.
Here’s the tradition, which I have invented for this new holiday I just invented right now:
Get a pack of Skittles and an Arizona iced tea, take your Kel-Tec 9mm out to the field and fire it once into the air (yes it only took one shot to kill Tray-Tray, lol, what a weak pussy), then eat the Skittles and drink the Arizona and thank George Zimmerman for killing Trayvon Martin, saving the lives of all the people Trayvon would have went on to kill.
In celebration of George Zimmerman Day, the good folks over at WeSearchr asked Zim-Zam the people’s questions.
We see that George is not only a heroic warrior, but also a humble philosopher.
He even confirms Daily Stormer as the number 1 Republican news site.
I have never been more proud.