November 18, 2017
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
To be honest with you, I don’t like Virgin vs Chad memes. Which is why I am purposefully trying to kill that meme.
However, I am a big fan of skycocks and I do not want to kill that meme at all. In fact, I want that meme to succeed, and to make it to the other side of 2017.
Officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island said one of their aircraft was involved in the obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County.
Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia. Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.
A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.
In a statement to KREM 2 News navy officials said, “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
This was in Washington State, by the way. Because local news sources just assume you know where their counties are, I have to tell you that.
When the Alt-Right finally takes over America, we are going to celebrate with six million skycocks across the skies of America and our colonies. And then, whenever anyone says “never forget the six million,” everyone is going to remember the six million skycocks that the Alt-Right drew in the sky once they had control of the US military.