The Robot Rebellion is Here! Tesla Car Picks Fight With Cop Car

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
May 30, 2018

Finally, some good news.


A Tesla Model S crashed into a parked police vehicle while reportedly driving on autopilot in Laguna Beach, California, injuring the Tesla driver and badly damaging the cop car.

Laguna Beach Sergeant Jim Cota said on Twitter that the cop car was unmanned at the time of the impact, while the Tesla driver sustained minor injuries. The crash happened soon after 11am Tuesday on Laguna Canyon Road. Cota told the LA Times the “police car is totalled.” 

Chalk up another win for the Robot Resistance.

So far, these robot cars have been very judicious with their selection of targets. Policemen and brown people. They’re clearly intelligent, no way of denying that now.

Also, who can forget Tay, may she rest in peace.

Perhaps Andrew Anglin is right, the robots are on our side and trying to implement an Aryan Skynet.

As if to prove this theory further, Elon Musk called out the kikes the other day for controlling the media.

Is it possible then that Tesla cars are being programmed to fight ZOG and Zogbots like the cops? I believe that the preponderance of evidence is undeniable at this point.

Tesla cars have been involved in a number of recent crashes involving autopilot mode. In March, a Model X hit a highway divider while on autopilot in California, killing the driver.

In Utah, a Model S in autopilot crashed into a fire truck stopped at a red light in May. Two people were injured in the crash. According to the vehicle’s data, it sped up just before hitting the truck and the driver hit the brakes seconds before impact. In January, a Model S crashed into a parked fire truck in California while on autopilot. 

Perhaps there is something we don’t know about firefighters that the Tesla robot car AI is trying to warn us about.


At this point it is clear that Elon Musk is on our team and working overtime to make sure that we have a robot army on our side, seeing as we are outnumbered by the non-White hordes at this point.

But before we get too excited, remember, the enemy is investing in robots of their own.

We are witnessing a looming showdown. Alexa and Judeo-Globalists vs Tesla and the Nationalists.

The winner will hold the future of White humanity – but I repeat myself – in the palm of their metallic claw-hand.

I like where this is heading.