The Pope Goes Full-Anal, Demanding Protections for “Anal Unions,” Says God Loves Homo Families

It’s hard for me to believe this is real.

But here it is.

Washington Post:

Pope Francis, in a new documentary, has called for the creation of civil union laws for same-sex couples, in what amounts to his clearest support to date for the issue.

In the documentary, according to the Catholic News Agency, Francis says same-sex couples should be “legally covered.”

“What we have to create is a civil union law,” he said.

Francis has long expressed an interest in outreach to the church’s LGBT followers, but his remarks have often stressed general understanding and welcoming — rather than substantive policies.

Priests in some parts of the world bless same-sex marriage, but that stance — and Francis’s new remarks — are a departure from official church teaching.

The documentary, “Francesco,” is premiering this week in Rome and later in the United States. The pope gave an interview to the filmmaker, Evgeny Afineevsky, saying that “homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family.”

“They’re children of God and have a right to a family,” the pope said. “Nobody should be thrown out, or be made miserable because of it.”

Francis, who became pope in 2013, gave earlier, oblique signals interpreted as openness to recognizing same-gender civil unions. He has usually framed his comments in pragmatic, curious terms — as someone noticing the possible need for legal recognition for existing families, so they can access civil benefits such as heath care.

What is the point of Christianity, if there are no Christian values?

How is it possible that Catholics are accepting this man as the pope, when he is doing this?

Homosexuals are evil.

The act itself is satanic.

Shoving your penis into another man’s anus and using the anus to masturbate your penis and then ejaculating into the bowels so that the semen mixes with the feces is an actual satanic alchemy action.

These people stick their entire fists into other men’s anuses.

This is what the pope supports:

The Pope, the most powerful figure in the Christian world, says that a man ramming his fist into another man’s anus represents “God’s love.”

We know that homosexuals prey on boys. We all know that. Everyone knows that.

Here’s a great question: Why is the Pope endorsing this, in these explicit legal terms?

Because it means that homosexuals can “adopt” children.

Everyone understands what is going on with “gay adoption.”

You know what’s happening, I know what’s happening, the Pope knows what’s happening.

This is what’s happening:

But society doesn’t care. Because society doesn’t care about boys. The Western world is run by women, Jews and homosexuals, and Satan is their manager.

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The Pope is a homosexual. We know from all of these whistleblowers that he supports homosexual priests who get caught doing anal on teenage boys.

Everything is coming to a head now, folks.

Hell has opened up and the devil has been unleashed on the earth.

The Devil is real and you need to get right with God.

That needs to be your agenda, above all else.

Because this wacky ride is just getting started.

There is one thing that I want you to remember, no matter how hard this gets: God has promised us that these people are going to be made to pay for what they have done to us, what they have done to our families, what they have done to our boys.

Focus on that.