The Jewish Space Laser is an Anti-Semitic Myth, But They Do Have Flying Lasers


The Jewish space laser is an anti-Semitic trope which borders on a full-on canard.


I guess not anymore.

But Jews only made a space laser because anti-Semites accused them of making a space laser.

They didn’t have any choice.

The Jews won’t use these flying plane lasers to burn down the forests of the goyim – unless the goyim deserve it.

If they find that the goyim are accusing them of having space lasers, that might be enough of a reason for them to respond by burning your forests.