November 14, 2016
If you beaners could just head south right now, that would be great…
Mexico has long considered immigration to be their demographic and political sewage system. Mexico is the toilet, the lowest of their beaners are the feces, and the USA is the septic tank which must contain their waste forever.
The flushing sound has been deafening for decades.
We’re not against immigration per se, we just hate brown people!
Now that White Americans have grown tired of being perpetually shit upon and have elected a Glorious Leader who will serve their interests, the system is already showing signs of backing up and overflowing into this already wretched third-world stank-hole, Mexican officials are panicking to the point that they have called out the Political Plumber Brigades!
Mexico is scrambling to ready its diplomats in the United States to handle millions of undocumented migrants’ potential needs following Donald Trump’s election, its foreign ministry said.
They will be needing help, if they don’t want to be less than comfy in an illegal alien concentration camp, so I’d recommend Mexico start buying millions of plane tickets, and they should have plenty of tacos, beer, diapers and baby food ready for them when they get there. They will be hungry and thirsty after all, and they’ve grown used to being fed by the government.
It would be racist for the white-controlled government of Mexico to not feed them forever.
Getting fed by the government is a human right for the dusky races, so Mexico must feed them all!
They might also want to prepare lots of big cardboard boxes, since they’ll be needing housing and all.
They should probably alert their disease control people, if they have any, because now they’ll be dealing with the various plagues and infestations that have been foisted upon us by these diseased criminals.
The ministry’s North American team huddled with Foreign Minister Claudia Ruiz Massieu Saturday to “analyze the results of the US election and discuss concrete actions concerning the future of the bilateral relationship” between the two countries, according to a statement.
We’ve got your “bilateral relationship” right here, Mexicans, and here’s how it works: You’ve been defiling our beautiful White country with trashy taco benders and donkey show performers for far too long, and we’re sending them back. You don’t like it? Tough titty!
These little bastardos have to go back too!
The meeting follows the Republican billionaire’s victory last Tuesday in a campaign which saw him call illegal Mexican migrants “rapists” and pledge to build a wall along the southern US border.
Not only has Trump vowed to make Mexico pay for the wall, but he has also threatened to renegotiate the North America Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) between Mexico, the United States and Canada.
That’s right, the jobs are coming north, and the beaners are going south, as it should be. There is nothing that Mexico can do about it. We have elected the world’s greatest shitlord and he will make it rain Mexicans on the other side of that wall.
In case you haven’t been paying close attention, this train has no brakes! Many have tried to stop it – all became roadkill.
I knew a guy who drove an ambulance for decades. After a drunk wandered into the path of a speeding locomotive one day, I asked him if it was an ugly scene with the body and all.
He said “people just don’t know. It’s not the impact that makes it really messy, it’s all that crap up under the motor!”
Mexico had better just accept that they’ve been knocked off the tracks. What happens after that is just too ugly…