June 13, 2017
You have to hand it to Londoners: these people know how to remain strong in the face of adversity.
Despite suffering from a massive terrorist attack just over a week ago, during which three of the nation’s 23,000 known Jihadists decided to attack London Bridge because it called Muhammad a pedophile, the people of London have already made considerable steps toward total recovery.
Days after the attack, for instance, cunning cockneys amassed bunches of flowers at the base of the bridge to trigger Jihadists’ well-known pollen allergies, guarding the structure from further attacks. Similarly innovative was their decision to create a wall of Post-it notes on the bridge itself, discouraging Jihadists from approaching it due to the ongoing threat of paper-cuts.
This time, though, Londoners have outdone themselves. In an act of defiance that would make Richard the Lionheart proud, those irate Englishmen have replaced their heteronormative traffic light symbols with fabulous homosexual ones to celebrate their upcoming pride parade!
Same-sex symbols in celebration of gay pride has appeared on some traffic light pedestrian crossings in London ahead of the LGBT festival later this month.
The green man has been joined by a same-sex partner in a new design that will light up pedestrian crossings around Trafalgar Square during Pride in London. The couple join hands to show a heart between them.
It must be demoralizing to be a Moslem terrorist in England right now.
All your life your imam had been telling you, “Yeah, don’t worry about it, these infidels are handing their country to us on a silver platter. I wouldn’t even bother using real bombs, just use fake ones made out of sausages and they’ll scatter like rabbits.”
Then, suddenly… this.
Wouldn’t you hesitate to organize another attack against civilians, knowing that they’re fighting back with the raw, untapped power of sodomy?
The initiative, which has been backed by Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, comes at a particularly poignant time for the LGBT community following the biggest mass shooting in US history at a gay club in Orlando.
Mr Khan said he was “very proud” of the LGBT community in London and of the city’s diversity and acceptance.
“Our thoughts and prayers are, of course, still with the families and friends of the victims of the hideous recent attack in Orlando,” he said.
“These new signals show that we stand shoulder to shoulder with them, and display the tolerance and celebration of difference in our city.”
Have you noticed that whenever something un-Islamic happens in London, such as a gay parade or a Feminist march, the Islamic mayor of London always supports it?
Isn’t that strange?
After all, this is a man who represented literal terrorists back in 2002 during his stint as a solicitor. It’s not like he’s in the closet about his unwavering support for Hajiism.
Could Khan be a Trojan Horse who has embedded himself into the heart of England to aid his fellow tribesmen’s conquest of the nation, and is achieving that goal by softening his racial enemies with liberal ideology?
Nah, probably not. He says he loves Britain, and I for one believe him.
Can’t spot the Pakistani in this picture? That’s because Pakistanis are European, just like you and I. They blend in with society.