Tag Archives: War

Fun fact: the United States is still at war with Afghanistan.

"Talking it through" doesn't appear to be working, guys.

Well I guess it doesn't even matter because nothing happened lol

When we win this war, we will never have to worry about another Taliban invasion of America. 

Trump doesn't want to go down for the Iraq war.

Germany is occupied by the US military and they have no say in anything that happens in the world. 

Sometimes, democracy means not doing what the people vote for.

Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?

This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.

This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade. 

Welp.

She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.

I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.

Yikes.

Weird twist!

The media just lies because it's all Jews.

Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?

That's democracy for ya.

Well, that's comforting.

So. This isn't good.

Be careful.

So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not. 

Iran is trying to be reasonable.

If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?

It's literally the opposite.

This is a violation of international law.

Is this too some kind of Jewish plot? 

Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.

We might as well just do both wars at once.

I just literally can't even.

This is really just a waste of time, is it not?

"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America

When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.

We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted. 

We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.

He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.

Time to buck up, snowflakes.

We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.

Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?

I literally can't even.

Who the hell even knows anymore? 

That is the coldest possible take.

Assassinating a man of such honor using a missile strike is about the most cowardly thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. 

COWARDS!

That's a yikes from me.

We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.

Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?

womp womp

But what about the new war?

Yes, it's worse than they said. No, you can't have your money back.

Wow huge scandal.

They've got to kill something!

The number one question every American should be asking is this: "Why do I care about these people and their issues?"

It is worth noting that certain people are preparing for a certain narrative. 

It literally never ends.

I don't even care anymore, man.

Now this sounds like a great plan.

We swore blood brothers against the wind.

May Allah save the Kurds, the most important people on earth.

Orange Man GOOD.

4D chess or checkers or pong, Trump did make a move in a game and prevented the Jews from being able to suck us back in. 

BOOM!

Well, they were right about Iraq, so maybe we should trust them?

Let's see if it sticks this time!

Allah truly blesses his blessed servant Al-Trump.

What sort of sick bastard would not approve of Saudis being bombed?

These people don't give a heck.

Peace to my soul.

SHOCK HAPPENING! GOOD?? OR A FAKEOUT???

The new normal is being kiked.

Yes, of course everyone involved in this is a US agent. 

It might be about time to shove human rights straight up their asses!

Shocked to see Jews doing terrorism.

Paul Joseph Watson has gone full neocon.

The US government is actually satanic.

Lebanon is a small country which Israel can invade by itself.

The Great Shilling continues.

Let me slowly explain why this is bad.

Why did we fight this war?

These wars are a gigantic Jewish hoax!

I am the first anti-Greenland neoconservative.

I did not mean to get Tulsi involved with this, but she needed our help.

Eyyyyy.

We should be friends with Iran. They're nice.

It seems probable that there would be CIA in Iran.

The British media simply isn't Jewish enough.

Welp.

MAKE RACIST TWEETS NOT WAR!

Do you want war with China? Because this is how you get war with China.

Too bad we have no way of knowing if this is true.

The situation is tediously boring and absurd. 

These people aren't even trying to hide the fact they're trying to provoke a war.

We do not want to invade to achieve it, but it should still be our objective.

I thought we were switching to peacemongering?

#JustJewThings #BabyKilling

We're through the looking glass here, folks.

Imagine what the world would look like - and what our country would look like - if we had an adult leader?

Wait, I'm confused.

This administration is a comedy!

Things are lining themselves up very unfortunately for the Donald Trump Jewish war machine. 

Everyone is running as fast as they can, trying to get the hell away from America.

What for tho? What did they do?

Everyone knows it's a hoax. But can they do anything to stop it? Spoiler: no.

Who knows what is real anymore? I don't.

This New York Times Jew could be writing for the Stormer.

Well, if they want us to invade them, I guess we should!

Seems legit.

Hmm...

This is welcome good news.

Yeah, I wondered what happened with all that.

Orange man good this one time.

"We would never spy on Iran." 

Trump is in way over his head here.

They're saving our freedom.

This is one of the most incoherent narratives imaginable.

Boomer cousins all in on another war.

Pay attention to this now, goyim.

Irony is a harsh mistress.

Basically, this is the Biblical End Times.

A solid plan for sure.

Duterte proves nobody has to listen to Canada, ever.

"The arsenal of democracy" will be unleashed on the world soon.

This is now officially dumber than the run-up to the Iraq war.

This just keeps getting dumber.

We are inches away from finally locking her up. Trust the plan.

Maybe I should just return to my lulz and wait for the sky to fall? 

Who are these people?

We would like to offer our assurances to the goyim that this is not a Jew hoax.

What the American people really want is a war in Iran.

Who can possibly believe any of this nonsense coming out of the White House??? What did Iran do???

Can we just replace our government with McDonald's?

Let's just go to war already and get it over with.

On the other hand, he does whatever Jared tells him to do.

Listen up: It's motherfucking freedom time, and you're either with us or you're with the terrorists. 

It's time for freedom, motherfuckers.

I will tell you, it is physically exhausting to be here witnessing this.

This is good.

I just want all of these bastards to do whatever is best for the price of bitcoin. 

Do something Trump, you fat shill.

Nothing good can come out of such a meeting.