We need to save people now!
Read More »Satanist Bugmen From Las Vegas Pizzeria are Shocked That Their Grasshopper Pizza is in High Demand
Bugs cooking bugs to feed more bugs.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Visits Sweden, Officially Starting Her 2019 World Tour
Swedish women are now officially in the cleanse list.
Read More »Welcome Back to the US Ebola-Chan! Veterinarian Exposed to Ebola Brought Back to America
WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN! CLEAN THIS LAND EBOLA-CHAN!
Read More »Africans Are Already Living the Mad Max Life: Ebola Clinic Attacked in Mass Chimpout
They enjoy Chaos.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Wishes You All a Merry, Merry Christmas!
Africans are about to receive some unexpected Christmas gibs.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Reaches Major City, Begins Preparations for Christmas Outbreak
She delivers.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Now Infecting Babies, Veterinarians Freak Out And Roll Multiple Experimental Treatments
Christmas is not the only thing that's coming. Spread the love.
Read More »Ebola-Chan’s Current Outbreak is The ‘Worst’ in Country’s History, Says DR Congo’s Health Ministry
She did it! New record.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Kills 24 in a Week, She is Now Going on a Vacation to Rwanda and Uganda
Thank you Ebola-Chan! Good luck Ebola-Chan!
Read More »Ebola-Chan Enemies Attacked by Ebola-Chan Deniers
Those who don't believe in love will love the most.
Read More »Ebola-Chan Unleashes New Strain, Smites 111 Orcs, Orc Doctor
The purification continues.
Read More »EBOLA-CHAN, Bringer of Peace, Descends Once More Upon Cannibal Nigger-Public of Congo
And he who was seated on the throne said, Behold: I am making all things new.
Read More »Fleas, Cats and Witches Helped Create the Modern World
Joe Jones | The Black Death is probably one of the most influential events in history both because of the disease itself and the superstitions that arose from it.
Read More »Second Outbreak of Boomer Plague Coming
Joe Jones | Even diseases are supporting us.
Read More »Boomers Getting Infected with Deadliest Flu Outbreak in Years
Joe Jones | The boomer plague will get worse, and will be written about for decades.
Read More »Non-Stop Industrial Scale Cock-Sucking Will Destroy the Human Species
Spartacus | We're all gonna die.
Read More »Mystery: Meningitis Outbreak in Faggots
Zeiger | If you're not wearing a gas mask, don't get near faggots.
Read More »Ebolapocalypse
Sven Longshanks | Western governments appear to be determined to kickstart our very own apocalypse.
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