The experiment of a plastic society has failed.
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Maybe the overlords have... competition?
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We need to shut everything down, start throwing faggots off roofs, kill this seal.
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Story Leak | Well, this is certainly gross.
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Slate | This is literally about people riding sharks.
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Global Post | A virus is claimed to be responsible.
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io9 | Still not as bad as a Jew...
Read More »God Help Us: Giant Squid Washes Up in Spain
Daily Stormer | This is cool.
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Fox News | But when will they reveal the new species they've found on Mars?
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AP | The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's ship Okeanos Explorer broadcasts live.
Read More »US Jets Dropped Bombs on Great Barrier Reef
BBC | Raise your hand if you are surprised. Sigh.
Read More »Don’t Go to Weird Places, White Man: French Girl, 15, is ‘Sliced in Half’ by Shark While Snorkelling Off Indian Ocean Island
Daily Mail | Madagascar is not for vacationing, White man. This place is reserved as the sacred Holy Land of the Jewish people.
Read More »A Mysterious Virus is Infecting Dolphins
Live Science | Strange virus is attacking everyone's favorite sea creature.
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