He's definitely not pulling all of the troops. That is stupid and anyone who believes that is a moron.
Read More »Biden’s Female DNI Says Russia, China and Iran are a Threat to America
We're going to war with someone.
Read More »Countdown to Destruction: Biden Lunatics Aggressively Harassing Russia and China
This entire concept of a totally secret government, where even if you're analyzing it, you can't figure it out, is very concerning.
Read More »We’re Headed for the Big One: Israel Attacks Iranian Nuclear Facility Again
The Jews again???
Read More »Iran Starts Enrichment of Uranium
It used to be that the neocon stuff was attached to the Republicans and the Marxist stuff was attached to the Democrats, but now the whole package is rolled into one as we move into a one party government system.
Read More »The Gaetz Saga: Accusations of Orgies with Underage Hookers, Iran Hostages, Other Weird Stuff
I don't like Gaetz, but he was pushing back against some powerful people, so I'm not totally surprised to see him end up in this kind of situation.
Read More »Iran Hangs Four Men Who Forced a Husband to Watch as They Gang-Raped His Wife
Unfortunately, according to science, this is a horrible violation of Human Rights.
Read More »Russian Politician Lays Out Three Potential Scenarios for NATO Attack
This is just obvious stuff everyone knows.
Read More »Israeli Jets Lead American Jets in Aggressive Flyover of Iran
With Jews, you lose.
Read More »Russia Threatens Israel with Violence, Prints Op-Ed in RT Confirming It
What we are looking at is the seeds of World War III.
Read More »Biden Says He’s Getting Ready to Bomb Iraq Over Supposed “Missile Attack”
Oh, war with Iraq. That sounds like a good idea.
Read More »ACLU Demands Women be Forced to Register for the Draft
Finally, something me and the Jews agree about!
Read More »The Pope is Going to Iraq
We are in weird days, and I would not be weirdly surprised if they claimed that Iran had assassinated the Pope as a way to get Biden's Serious Wars going.
Read More »Explosion in Israeli Cargo Ship Following Tensions Between US and Iran
How are we even supposed to know what's going on, with the way the media chooses to report events?
Read More »Why is Iran Electroshocking Homosexuals? Well, Because It’s Supposedly More Humane Than Killing Them
If Iran thinks they can save them with electroshocks, then this seems to be a humanitarian choice.
Read More »Iran Says They Might Just Go Ahead and Build a Nuke (But Why?)
Why does Iran always make these outrageous statements?
Read More »Jew Mad? Iranian Cleric Reveals Accurate Fact That Coronavirus Vaccine Makes You Gay
The facts are in: the coronavirus vaccine makes you gay.
Read More »Ayatollah’s Cryptic Tweet: “The Post US Era has Started”
Is it true?
Read More »If Iran Would Have Read the Daily Stormer, They Would Have Known Neocon Biden Wasn’t Doing Any Deals
Iran, like China, had a better chance of avoiding war under Trump.
Read More »Jew Blinken: Iran is Just “Weeks Away” from a Nuclear Bomb!
What a shocking coincidence.
Read More »Biden Administration Destroys the Iran Deal
None of these people would complain about a bombing of Iran, as long as white men are getting publicly crucified.
Read More »Shameless Lunatic Pompeo Accuses Iran of Harboring Al-Qaeda
In the midst of bloody hell in America.
Read More »Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
I think Iran is kind of a whiny country, generally, but the Ayatollah is smart and alpha.
Read More »Twitter Censors the Ayatollah of Iran for Questioning the Coronavirus Vaccine
I've got a lot of questions about this vaccine.
Read More »Imagine the Rest of the World, Which has Been Dominated for Decades by the US Military, Watching This
Democracy is really strong and the people decide.
Read More »Iran: Journalist Executed for “Corruption on Earth” 🤣🤣🤣
Journalists are a threat to democracy.
Read More »Jews Assassinate Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist on His Way to Vacation Villa
It seems that the Jews are winning big on every front, yet again.
Read More »Iran Cancels Traditional Jewish Flag Burning Festival Because of Coronavirus
Really sad.
Read More »Ayatollah: Why Does France Allow Muhammed Cartoons But Ban Holocaust Research?
How does it make sense?
Read More »Islamic Terrorist Cannibal Reza Aslan Threatened an Attack If RBG was Replaced. Will He Follow Through?
His demands were not met.
Read More »Now the Media Says Obtaining Voter Registration List is “Hacking”
Is this hacking? Are you sure?
Read More »“Make the Great Satan Great Again” – FBI Claims Iranians Pretended to be Proud Boys Online
Seems legit.
Read More »FBI Seizes 92 Iranian Web Domains (They’re Going to Do This to You)
Not being prepared for this just means that you're irresponsible and stupid.
Read More »Pompeo the Hutt Announces New Sanctions on Iran
How does this help the American people?
Read More »Iran Rapidly Becoming Secular
Study finds only 40% identify as Moslem.
Read More »Pirate King Mike Pompeo Announces Plan to Plunder Kidnapped Iranian Oil Tankers
You wouldn't download over one million barrels of petroleum.
Read More »Islam is Right About Women
I wish there were morality police in America.
Read More »Power Plant Explosion in Iran – Jews Just Won’t Stop…!
The Jews do not appear to believe that Trump is going to win this election.
Read More »Israel is Bombing Facilities in Iran to Try to Trigger a War Before Trump Leaves Office
So, Israel thinks Trump is going to lose.
Read More »Israel Bombed Iranian Nuclear Site
If Joe Biden wins the election, we're going to see an escalation of these types of tensions.
Read More »US Government Using the Corona Hysteria as a Cover for Provoking Iran
You're gonna see a war.
Read More »Iran: Hundreds Dead After Drinking Bootleg Booze to Prevent Coronachan’s Embrace
It may end up killing more people than Coronachan herself.
Read More »Fiend Pompeo Says Iran “Lying” That the Coronavirus is a US Bioweapon
It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.
Read More »Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
Iran is right!
Read More »US Troops Hurt in Attack on Iraqi Base – Iran Blamed, ZOG Says They’ll Retaliate
We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that.
Read More »What If Coronavirus Chaos is Used to Start a War with Iran – Or Worse?
What if ZOG released this virus so they could start a war with Russia and China under its cover?
Read More »Iranian Official Famous for Negotiating the Iranian Hostage Crisis Dies of Coronavirus
I don't know what to even tell you, but this virus seems like a vicious hoax.
Read More »Coronavirus Iran: 2,336 Infected, 77 Dead, 8% of Parliament Infected
If Iran buys the dip, they'll end up on top.
Read More »Coronavirus: Iran Says Their Death Toll is at 54
They're probably lying about the total number of deaths.
Read More »Former Iranian Ambassador is the First High-Profile Coronavirus Death!
Everyone is going to die from this virus!
Read More »Iranian Official Says 50 Have Died from Coronavirus in One City
Really lucky for these Jews, I'll tell ya.
Read More »Iran Now has Second Most Deaths from Coronavirus – Weird Coincidence!
Don't think too much about it, or you're a Russian.
Read More »Government Now Says They Killed Soleimani for Revenge Purposes
Well I guess it doesn't even matter because nothing happened lol
Read More »Iranian Hackers Hacked Dutch Schools to Steal Books to Use in School
Wait what
Read More »Iran Threatens to Bomb the Jews
The most likely thing is that this will just keep going on and on until nothing happens.
Read More »Iran Denounces Kushner’s Brutal “Deal of the Century” Peace Plan
Would most Sunni Moslems prefer to be kiked like no one has ever been kiked before, rather than side with Shiites?
Read More »34 Soldiers Suffered Traumatic Brain Injuries Following Iranian Missile Attack on Iraq Bases
Trump doesn't want to go down for the Iraq war.
Read More »Bibi Brands Iran World’s Most Anti-Semitic Country at World Holocaust Forum
Iran is winning the Holocaust Olympics.
Read More »German (Nazi) Cowards Say Iran War is a Bad Idea
Germany is occupied by the US military and they have no say in anything that happens in the world.
Read More »Defense Department Says Troops Won’t Leave Iraq Despite Popular Vote Demanding It
Sometimes, democracy means not doing what the people vote for.
Read More »Iran: Three Female Journalists Pretend to Have Integrity, Quit State Media Jobs While Making a Scene
Unlike in America, where journalists always say the truth, Iranian journalists are routinely forced to lie about stuff.
Read More »Trump Quadruples Down on Soleimani Assassination, Says All “Bad People” Should be Assassinated by Drones
Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?
Read More »Iranian Cops Allegedly Open Fire on Whining Faggot Protesters!
This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.
Read More »Has Donald Trump Converted to Islam?
This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade.
Read More »Secretary of Defense Says There was No Evidence Iran was Planning Attacks
Welp.
Read More »Iranian Female Olympian Defects from Iran Because No Freedoms
She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.
Read More »Trump’s Weird Aggression Against Iran and Iraq has Been Good for Bernie
I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.
Read More »Iranomaidan Begins in Tehran, Hundreds of University Brats Rioting in the Streets!
These protests are fake and gay.
Read More »Instagram Removes Pro-Iran Content, Says They’re Complying with Sanctions
Weird move.
Read More »Iran Admits That They Accidentally Shot Down the Passenger Jet!
Yikes.
Read More »West Says That Iran Accidentally Shot Down Its Own People on Passenger Jet
Weird twist!
Read More »Hezbollah Leader Specifically Denounced Killing Any American Civilians
The media just lies because it's all Jews.
Read More »“American” Mercenary Killed in Iraq was Actually an Iraqi Given US Citizenship in 2017
Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?
Read More »77% of Americans Still Can’t Identify Iran on a Map
That's democracy for ya.
Read More »Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
Well, that's comforting.
Read More »Ukrainian Passenger Jet Crashes Over Iran, 176 Dead
So. This isn't good.
Read More »If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
Be careful.
Read More »Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not.
Read More »Putin Visits His Best Friend Assad in Damascus to Chill Out and Chat
Always make time for frens.
Read More »John Bolton Betrays Trump, Offers to Testify During Impeachment
It's all coming together for Trump.
Read More »Iran Warns Great Satan That Any Further Attacks Will Result in Attacks on Israel
Iran is trying to be reasonable.
Read More »Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?
Read More »Fake News Alert: US Troops are NOT Leaving Iraq – In Fact, The Opposite
It's literally the opposite.
Read More »US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law.
Read More »Iran: Funeral for Soleimani Breaks Into Stampede, At Least 30 Dead
Is this too some kind of Jewish plot?
Read More »Eulogist for Soleimani Declares an $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head
Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.
Read More »Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
We might as well just do both wars at once.
Read More »The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I just literally can't even.
Read More »Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?
Read More »Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
This is really just a waste of time, is it not?
Read More »Iran was Responsible for the 9/11 Attacks
This is why we must go to war with Iran.
Read More »Rose McGowan Sides with Iran in This War
You can always expect a potato nigger to go rogue.
Read More »“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America
Read More »Iran: Just Like Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson Said, Iranians are Celebrating in the Streets Because of Democracy
When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.
Read More »Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted.
Read More »Fatphobia Behind Distrust of Mike Pompeo
We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.
Read More »Fox News Publishes Essay from Terrorist Sympathizer Who Says the US Should Leave Iraq
He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.
Read More »CNN Says Families of Troops are Groaning About Being Sent to Bring Human Rights Democracy to Iraq/Iran/Etc.
Time to buck up, snowflakes.
Read More »Trump Should Have Said He Assassinated Soleimani for the Poor Quality Memes He Posted
We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.
Read More »Donald Trump’s Reelection May Hinge on His Ability to Fulfill His Campaign Promise to Start a War with Iran
Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?
Read More »The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)
Learn your history. These are the facts.
Read More »I Don’t Even Know What is Going On, lol
I literally can't even.
Read More »Trump Follows Up Brutal and Cowardly Assassination with Weird Tweet
Who the hell even knows anymore?
Read More »No, This War Isn’t a Distraction from Impeachment
That is the coldest possible take.
Read More »BOLD MOVE: Trump Just Assassinated Iranian Military Leader in Iraq! Awesome New War Coming!
Well, there you have it...
Read More »Will Donald Trump’s New Desert Wars be Able to Meet the Expectations of Fans of the Beloved Franchise?
Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?
Read More »US Soldiers are Tear-Gassing Iraqis, Last Line of Defense from an Iraqi Invasion of America
We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.
Read More »Donald Trump Calls on People of Iraq to Rise Up Against Iranian Oppression!
It's the 20s and Orange Man is on some 00s shit.
Read More »Report: Donald Trump Planning to Send 14,000 More Troops to the Middle East
Who knows how actually senile this guy is at this point.
Read More »Iran Says the CIA Started the Riots
Who else would do it?
Read More »Iraqis Burn Down Iranian Consulate for Some Reason
The number one question every American should be asking is this: "Why do I care about these people and their issues?"
Read More »Sloppy ZOG Hypocrites Attack Iran for Imprisoning Journalist While Demanding Extradition of Julian Assange
These people have no shame.
Read More »Global Shock as Jews Beating Up the Drums of War Against Iran Again
It is worth noting that certain people are preparing for a certain narrative.
Read More »US Sanctions Iranian Official Over Country’s Internet Censorship
Oh this is rich.
Read More »Iran: Massive Fuel Protests Lead to Crackdown and (Allegedly) 100 Dead!
Tehran needs to send in the pros.
Read More »Iran Again Rules Out Talks with US on Their 40th Anniversary
Yeah.
Read More »Trump Says We’re Trying to Stop Wars, But Also Probably Going to Start More Wars
Now this sounds like a great plan.
Read More »Stupid Dumb Crap Involving Moslems: Saturday Edition
Making boring news about stupid Moslems FUN FOR KIDS!
Read More »2,000 More American Troops to be Sent to Saudi Arabia to Defend Its Democracy or Whatever
A vicious batch of starving Yemeni children are threatening to invade Saudi Arabia and crush their democracy.
Read More »Cowardly Iranians Try to Prevent a War – Bitchmade?
Man up and do the war, you fags.
Read More »Sultan Bin Al-Trump Sends Troops to Protect Allah’s Holy Land
Allah truly blesses his blessed servant Al-Trump.
Read More »With Bibi on the Ropes, Sloppy Suspected Baby-Fucker and Cannibal Mike Pompeo Backs Off of War Threats
Mike Pompeo is obviously - IN MY OPINION - a child-fucking homosexual.
Read More »Shock as Iran’s Supreme Leader Approved of Saudi Oil Field Bombing!
What sort of sick bastard would not approve of Saudis being bombed?
Read More »No, The Saudi Oil Field Bombing Won’t Lead to a War with Iran
Ain't nothing don't never happen, lad.
Read More »Drones Bomb Saudi Oil Facilities! Who Cares!
We do not need to be involved with any of these people for any practical reason.
Read More »OH THANK YOU JESUS: John Bolton is FIRED! FINALLY!
SHOCK HAPPENING! GOOD?? OR A FAKEOUT???
Read More »Iran Violates Deal Trump Pulled Out Of – Time for War?
It might be about time to shove human rights straight up their asses!
Read More »20-Year-Old Iranian “Activist” Woman is Jailed for 15 Years for “Spreading Prostitution by Taking Off Her Hijab”
They have yet to clarify if they force her to wear a hijab in jail though.
Read More »US Issues “Warrant” to Seize Iranian Oil Tanker in Gibraltar
It's freedom time, baby.
Read More »Iran Releases Video of Crew of Captured Boat! Everyone Looking Fine!
We should be friends with Iran. They're nice.
Read More »Iran Says It Captured 17 CIA Spies, US Says They’re Lying
It seems probable that there would be CIA in Iran.
Read More »Goy, How Dare You?
The British media simply isn't Jewish enough.
Read More »Iran Finally Actually Does Capture British Vessel – World Outraged, Allegedly
Welp.
Read More »Trump Says He Destroyed an Iranian Drone
MAKE RACIST TWEETS NOT WAR!
Read More »Report: Iranians Tried to Seize a British Oil Tanker [UPDATE: Iran Says They Didn’t Do This]
Too bad we have no way of knowing if this is true.
Read More »Schizophrenic ZOG Calls Emergency Meeting to Whine About How Iran Isn’t Honoring Deal US Tore Up
The situation is tediously boring and absurd.
Read More »Iran Says It’s Their Duty to Capture a British Ship If the British Don’t Release Ship
These people aren't even trying to hide the fact they're trying to provoke a war.
Read More »For Regime Change in America
We do not want to invade to achieve it, but it should still be our objective.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Interviews Donald Trump on War and Tech Censorship
I know which one of these men acts like a president.
Read More »Neocon Administration Harassing Iran Again After Uranium Enrichment Increases
I thought we were switching to peacemongering?
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