Tag Archives: Iran

How does it make sense?

His demands were not met.

Is this hacking? Are you sure?

Seems legit.

Not being prepared for this just means that you're irresponsible and stupid. 

How does this help the American people?

Study finds only 40% identify as Moslem.

You wouldn't download over one million barrels of petroleum.

I wish there were morality police in America.

The Jews do not appear to believe that Trump is going to win this election.

So, Israel thinks Trump is going to lose.

If Joe Biden wins the election, we're going to see an escalation of these types of tensions.

You're gonna see a war.

It may end up killing more people than Coronachan herself.

It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.

Iran is right!

We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that. 

What if ZOG released this virus so they could start a war with Russia and China under its cover?

I don't know what to even tell you, but this virus seems like a vicious hoax. 

If Iran buys the dip, they'll end up on top. 

They're probably lying about the total number of deaths.

Everyone is going to die from this virus! 

Really lucky for these Jews, I'll tell ya. 

Don't think too much about it, or you're a Russian.

Well I guess it doesn't even matter because nothing happened lol

Wait what

The most likely thing is that this will just keep going on and on until nothing happens.

Would most Sunni Moslems prefer to be kiked like no one has ever been kiked before, rather than side with Shiites? 

Trump doesn't want to go down for the Iraq war.

Iran is winning the Holocaust Olympics.

Germany is occupied by the US military and they have no say in anything that happens in the world. 

Sometimes, democracy means not doing what the people vote for.

Unlike in America, where journalists always say the truth, Iranian journalists are routinely forced to lie about stuff.

Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?

This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.

This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade. 

Welp.

She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.

I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.

These protests are fake and gay.

Weird move.

Yikes.

Weird twist!

The media just lies because it's all Jews.

Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?

That's democracy for ya.

Well, that's comforting.

So. This isn't good.

Be careful.

So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not. 

Always make time for frens.

It's all coming together for Trump.

Iran is trying to be reasonable.

If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?

It's literally the opposite.

This is a violation of international law.

Is this too some kind of Jewish plot? 

Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.

We might as well just do both wars at once.

I just literally can't even.

Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?

This is really just a waste of time, is it not?

This is why we must go to war with Iran.

You can always expect a potato nigger to go rogue. 

"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America

When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.

We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted. 

We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.

He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.

Time to buck up, snowflakes.

We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.

Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?

Learn your history. These are the facts. 

I literally can't even.

Who the hell even knows anymore? 

That is the coldest possible take.

Well, there you have it...

Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?

We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.

It's the 20s and Orange Man is on some 00s shit.

Who knows how actually senile this guy is at this point. 

Who else would do it?

The number one question every American should be asking is this: "Why do I care about these people and their issues?"

These people have no shame.

It is worth noting that certain people are preparing for a certain narrative. 

Oh this is rich.

Tehran needs to send in the pros.

Yeah.

Now this sounds like a great plan.

Making boring news about stupid Moslems FUN FOR KIDS!

A vicious batch of starving Yemeni children are threatening to invade Saudi Arabia and crush their democracy.

Man up and do the war, you fags.

Allah truly blesses his blessed servant Al-Trump.

Mike Pompeo is obviously - IN MY OPINION - a child-fucking homosexual. 

What sort of sick bastard would not approve of Saudis being bombed?

Ain't nothing don't never happen, lad.

We do not need to be involved with any of these people for any practical reason.

SHOCK HAPPENING! GOOD?? OR A FAKEOUT???

It might be about time to shove human rights straight up their asses!

They have yet to clarify if they force her to wear a hijab in jail though.

It's freedom time, baby.

We should be friends with Iran. They're nice.

It seems probable that there would be CIA in Iran.

The British media simply isn't Jewish enough.

Welp.

MAKE RACIST TWEETS NOT WAR!

Too bad we have no way of knowing if this is true.

The situation is tediously boring and absurd. 

These people aren't even trying to hide the fact they're trying to provoke a war.

We do not want to invade to achieve it, but it should still be our objective.

I know which one of these men acts like a president.

I thought we were switching to peacemongering?

There has never been a clear explanation.

More good news about Iran!

Why are they mad tho?

This man is a hero to us all.

We're through the looking glass here, folks.

Imagine what the world would look like - and what our country would look like - if we had an adult leader?

Wait, I'm confused.

This is an outrage. It's time to take out the trash.

People can't get past their instinctive urge to trust him.

Things are lining themselves up very unfortunately for the Donald Trump Jewish war machine. 

Of course they're lying. What is there to even talk about? The US stated policy is to overthrow their government.

I haven't seen a Jew this mad since they found out they were not really going to get a free shower.

Welp.

What for tho? What did they do?

Good to hear!

Everyone knows it's a hoax. But can they do anything to stop it? Spoiler: no.

Who knows what is real anymore? I don't.

This New York Times Jew could be writing for the Stormer.

Well, if they want us to invade them, I guess we should!

Seems legit.

Hmm...

This is welcome good news.

This drone was specifically designed to avoid the exact kind of missiles Iran shot it down with. 

Yeah, I wondered what happened with all that.

Orange man good this one time.

"We would never spy on Iran." 

It's just an excuse to dip out before things get hot.

Iran has no tolerance for women trying to corrupt their society.