If China doesn't let these CIA terrorists out of jail, the weather will get even hotter.
Read More »So This Thing with Global Warming…
What is Great Thunberg worried about, specifically?
Read More »The Bitch is Back: A Month After Resigning, Disgusting Retard Greta Thunberg is on the Comeback Trail
Staged retirement for hype. Smh.
Read More »British Puppet Show Attacked for Greta Puppet, Told She is Above Reproach
The show probably doesn't even mock her.
Read More »Amidst Coronavirus Hoax, More People Than Ever Believe in the Global Warming Hoax
We're reaching for a hoax singularity.
Read More »Puberty Hits: Wrinkled, Hollow-Eyed Greta Thunberg Retired from Spotlight, Sent Back to School
The radical deterioration of this girl's body and mind isn't an accidental metaphor for what they want to do to you. It's an inside joke.
Read More »Media Rushes Greta Thunberg Out of Spotlight as Face Turns Skeletal at Super Vegan Speed
She's wasting away.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders the World to Do a Communist Revolution in Order to Change the Weather
Communism sounds like a great plan.
Read More »True Science: Driving a Car to Work is Better for the Environment Than Walking
Greta Thunberg should see this study.
Read More »Greta is Still Haunting the World, Threatening Governments, Making Lunatic Demands
She's like a case of herpes that never went through puberty.
Read More »Malign Hobbit Greta Thunberg Gives $100,000 to Refugee Kids, Urges People to Believe in Science
You might be warming the planet baby - but you make a man's heart feel so very cold.
Read More »Hoax Crossover: CNN Brings Greta Thunberg on for Coronavirus Town Hall
HOAX+HOAX=MEGAHOAX
Read More »Greta Thunberg Sues Everyone
Remember Greta?
Read More »Loli Vegan Dictatorship Confirmed – US Meat Plants Shutting Down, Pork Production Down One Third, Beef Prices Soar
She isn't the revolutionary loli dictator we asked for. But she's the revolutionary loli dictator we deserve.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Desperate for Attention
She wants to be relevant again.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.
Read More »Stupid Little Bitch Greta is Pretending Like She has Corona to Get Attention
Just die already! Dumb bitch!
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders Climate Army to “Protest” on Twitter Because of Coronavirus
She's a submissive girl that loves doing what experts say.
Read More »UK: Bristol Police Drive Greta Thunberg to Her Protest in Electric Car
Greta Thunberg is a remarkably weird kind of controlled opposition.
Read More »Riding Dirty: Greta Goes Grimy with Real Nigga Who’s Helping Her Change the Weather
Do you know how you change the weather? By putting crippling taxes on middle class white people and giving the money to Africans.
Read More »Russian Fake Greta Pranks Bernie Sanders, Gets Him to Agree to be in a Rap Video Wearing Gold Chains
This is fun.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Signs Up for BBC Documentary Series About Her “Crusade”
The titless retard isn't done yet.
Read More »Young Africans Rally to Demand That White People Change the Weather in Africa
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim dives deep into the global warming crisis in Africa.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Seeks to Change the Weather in Africa to Stop Blacks from Being Poor
Niggas can't get no money in this bitch cuz it too hot.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says It Doesn’t Take a College Degree to Realize Carbon Budget Doesn’t Add Up
Is she even writing her own tweets though?
Read More »No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
It's time to stand up and fight back against Greta Thunberg.
Read More »Is the Heroic Asperger’s Teenage Leader of the “Global Warmers” Threatening Terrorism Now?
"You have not seen anything yet" is incredibly ominous language.
Read More »4chan Haxxors Reveal Greta Thunberg’s Facebook Page is Run by Papa Thunberg and a Pajeet!
Haters proven right! Greta a hack!
Read More »Retarded Old Congress Negress Maxine Waters Falls for Russian Prank Callers Imitating Greta
Boy is Washington stupid.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Now 17 Years Old and Still Breastless!
Breastless birthday, Greta!
Read More »British Comedian Makes Joke About Greta Getting Fingered
The reason this is offensive: Greta is a Saint, a religious icon who has transcended the sexual.
Read More »Greta Thunberg “Gets Energy” When People Go Vegan, Went MONTHS Without Talking or Eating
These revelations are not doing her any favors.
Read More »Pastor Anderson Condemns Greta and Her Wyrms, Says She Will Burn in Hell!
No lie detected!
Read More »Greta Thunberg Movie Due for Release in Summer
Greta Thunberg is officially a movie star now.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Apologizes for Threatening World Leaders, UN Climate Talks End in Disappointment
Greta Thunberg got cold feet about eating the world leaders.
Read More »Ancient Demon Creature Greta Thunberg Threatens to “Put World Leaders Against the Wall”
She can't hide her bloodlust much longer.
Read More »Diabolical Orange Individual Mocks the Mutant Retard Messiah
How dare you?
Read More »Diminutive Retard Greta Thunberg Uses a Step to Reach Microphone, Warns That the Weather is Already Killing People
It looks like she's growing smaller by the day.
Read More »Angry Mutant Retard Named TIME Magazine’s Man of the Year
Hopefully this is peak Greta.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Stressed, Wants to Escape Scrutiny, Orders the Media to Stop Focusing on Her
Something is wrong with her. She really may off herself soon.
Read More »Deteriorating Greta Thunberg Looks Dead Inside, Doesn’t Want to be “The Only Voice of the Youth”
She may commit suicide soon.
Read More »Something is Wrong with Greta Thunberg’s Hairline
The vegan diet isn't doing her any favors.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Arrives in Madrid Looking Rougher Than Ever, Is She Really 16?
Is her vegan diet behind her deteriorating looks?
Read More »Grand Tour Host Calls Greta Thunberg a “Stupid Idiot” and a “Weird Swede with a Bad Temper”
He's saying what many people think.
Read More »Greta Thunberg’s Virulent Child Crusade Continues as Global Retard Storm Rises
Who is paying for this?
Read More »Global Warming Hoaxers are Going to Get What They Deserve
It is incredible to watch the mob demand the opposite of what they're asking for.
Read More »1898 Photography of Greta Thunberg Raises Uncomfortable Questions About Her True Nature
What is this little retard doing in 1898?
Read More »Greta Thunberg Will Sail from the US to Spain for UN Climate Meeting in Some Australian Couple’s Boat
She would be more popular if she asked governments to give everyone a yacht.
Read More »San Francisco: Five-Story-High Mural of Your Retarded Mommy Goes Up on a Building
It's ominous, that little bitch.
Read More »India: Noble Monkey Defends Self Against Curry Fiend Larva Encroaching on His Habitat
Monkeys are fighting the enemies of Earth.
Read More »Leo and Greta Drop Sex Tape – Surprisingly HOT [NSFW]
Weird flex but okay.
Read More »Greta Thunberg May or May Not be in Some Kind of Relationship with Leo DiCaprio
I expected better from Leo.
Read More »Grimy Bitch Greta Thunberg Poses to Scare the Goyim for Halloween
Color me scared.
Read More »Sweden: Preschool Adopts Radical Vegan Lunches, Forces All Kids to Eat Broccoli!
Eat the bugs!
Read More »EAT THE MAGGOT: Greta Thunberg’s “Climate Diet” is Making It Big in the Scientific Community
All out of choices now, goy.
Read More »Bug-Eater Greta Calling for Mass Internet Censorship to Stop People Making Fun of Her
Don't worry, you stupid, filthy goyim. Censorship is a conspiracy theory.
Read More »BREAKING: Canadians are Rude to Little Retard Girl
How dare they?
Read More »Canada: Greta Thunberg’s Army Meets Truck Convoy of Oil and Gas Workers on the Battlefield
This is the start of Greta's downfall.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Friday Protests Will Go on for “As Long as It Takes” to Force World Leaders Into Action
Climate Empress Greta lacks ambition.
Read More »Climate Empress Greta Thunberg Loses Nobel Peace Prize to Some Black Male in a Suit
HOW DARE THEY.
Read More »Vatican Synod on Amazon Proposes Recognition of “Ecological Sins”
What are they even talking about? Is this a new religion?
Read More »Yikes: Italian Authorities Investigate Effigy of Greta Thunberg Hanging by a Noose from a Bridge in Rome
The Climate Queen's enemies are getting bolder.
Read More »Iowa: Joke Police Bring Down Teacher Who Joked About Assassinating Greta Thunberg
Things are getting crazier out there.
Read More »Climate Saint Greta Thunberg is Tipped to Win the Nobel Peace Prize Next Week After Her UN Speech
Greta is unifying the world.
Read More »Russia is Warming Up, Tropical Hyperborea Beckons!
What if Russia became the New Miami that was promised us?
Read More »Vladimir Putin Verbally Violates Climate Queen Greta Thunberg
Science is on Greta's side. Who's on Putin's side, other than hackers?
Read More »Billionaire Fashion CEO Says Greta Thunberg “Surrendered Completely to Catastrophism,” Calls Her “Demoralizing”
Greta is actually a very happy young girl though.
Read More »Greta Thunberg: Genius Green Activist or Incompetent Climatologist?
"HUGE PARTS OF THE ARCTIC ARE BURNING."
Read More »Media: Retard Mutant Freakout at the UN Leads to Positive Outcome for the Globalist Jewish Agenda
I don't think I believe you, Jews.
Read More »I Think That UN Speech Signaled the Coming Downfall of Greta Thunberg
Everyone is now aware that she's a completely messed up, psychotic little retard. Isn't the jig up?
Read More »Fox News Apologizes After Guest Calls Princess Greta “Mentally Ill” – ???
I don't understand what the thing is.
Read More »Ultra-Thunbergism: Meat to Soon be Outlawed in the Jewnited Kikedom
EAT THE MAGGOT GOYIM
Read More »Capitalism Isn’t Responsible for Your Crappy School Lunch – Greta Thunberg Is!
Demand your 200g maggot paste! We were promised it!
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg Addresses Army at First Ever Youth Climate Summit Held at the UN HQ
Her troops are everywhere. She is ready for battle.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is a Vicious Little Retard, Everyone Knows Global Warming is a Doomsday Hoax
It is even the worst of the doomsday cults.
Read More »POLL: Greta Thunberg: Smash or Pass?
This is anonymous and I need you to be honest. We need this data.
Read More »Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
She is saving the world with her Asperger superpower.
Read More »Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous
"Clean up your climate" is the new "clean up your room."
Read More »Climate Queen Greta Thunberg Arrives in NYC After Vegan Atlantic Trip on Racing Yacht
Together, we are changing the planet.
Read More »Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane
Down syndrome activist Greta Thunberg confirmed to have Down syndrome.
Read More »Down Syndrome Activist Greta Thunberg to Prevent Bad Weather by Taking Private Yacht Trip
Goyim should be ashamed that they don’t travel everywhere on tiny yachts!
Read More »Scientists Say July Was Hottest Month Ever! Glaciers Imploding! Greta Thunberg Reality Show!
The Climate Apocalypse is coming. Just let Greta Thunberg handle this.
Read More »AccuWeather Founder and CEO Says “No Evidence” of Heat Waves Being Related to Climate Change
The climate not being exactly what we imagine it should be like means APOCALYPSE.
Read More »Sweden’s Anti-Greta: Girl Bullied by Classmates and Teachers for Not Joining Retarded Climate Strike
Another article about Sweden...
Read More »2,624-Year-Old Tree Alive in America: Global Warming Will Kill It If We Don’t Obey Greta Thunberg!
Raising taxes for white people while destroying our economies is the only way to prevent the Climate Apocalypse.
Read More »Kids are Coming Up with Cleverer and Cleverer Ways to Ditch School!
Global Warming or school shooting. Take your pick.
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