Why not just live in a cabin in the woods?
Read More »UK: Women Break Out Windows with Hammers to Protest the Weather
There is no price too high to prevent everyone from getting all sweaty all the time because it's so hot out.
Read More »Bill Gates is Actively Working to Block Out the Sun
Why is he trying to block out the sun?
Read More »Australia Committed a Cat Genocide and Now has a Plague of Mice
They did the cat genocide against the will of the public. Turns out, the public was right.
Read More »Bill Gates Wants to Use Planes to Spray Things in the Sky to Dim the Sun and Cool the Planet
Something very, very weird is happening, and it is now officially out of control.
Read More »We Have to Censor People Who Undermine the Fight to Change the Weather Using Mass Genetic Engineering
Free and open inquiry is anathema to science.
Read More »The Guardian Says Science Says We Need Lockdowns Every 2 Years to Fight the Evils of Cow Farts
It's not real, bro.
Read More »Lockdowns are Quietly Improving Cities Around the World, Says the World Economic Forum
There should be a global referendum for people to choose between JRR Tolkien's The Shire and Judge Dredd's Megacity as their new way of life.
Read More »Scientists Begin Construction of Earth’s “Digital Twin” to Simulate Future Happenings for EU
You're probably going to start hearing more about "supercomputer simulations."
Read More »Family of 11-Year-Old Hispanic Boy Who Froze to Death in Texas Trailer Sues ERCOT for $100M
This is the way the world works now, in the age of ice: only the strong will survive.
Read More »Chuck Schumer Celebrates Texas Freeze, Says It Hopes It Taught Them a Lesson About Global Warming
Global warming means that if you use energy generation devices to make the weather colder, they will make you freeze to death. It's a strange lesson.
Read More »Wheeled Texas Governor Announces He’s “Wheeling and Dealing” on Massive Energy Bills
Should we trust wheeled men? In my opinion, definitely not.
Read More »UK to Offer Drivers Up to £3,000 in Public Transport Credit to Give Up Their Cars and Save Planet
You don't own cars, goyim.
Read More »Texans Hit with Electricity Bills Over $10,000 After Ice Storm
This has been a very funny series of events.
Read More »US Makes Official Return to “Paris Climate Accords” Global Government Plot
You have to have a global government to have a global tax.
Read More »Texas Mayor Resigns After Saying Only the Strong Will Survive the Frozen Blackout
BASED.
Read More »At Least 16 Dead as a Result of Record Freezing Weather
Biden's executive orders really worked quickly - people should have been warned.
Read More »Yes, Bats Did Coronavirus, But We Can’t Let Pangolins Off the Hook
Climate change caused coronavirus.
Read More »The Power of Biden: Texas Forced Into Rolling Brownouts as Snowstorm Crushes State
Many people will die in this new frozen wasteland that Biden is creating with his executive orders.
Read More »Joe Biden’s Climate Change Executive Orders are a Huge Success – Everything is Freezing Over
Joe is the messiah of the weather.
Read More »Bill Gates Says Coronavirus Measures are Nothing Compared to What He’s Going to Do to You to Stop Global Warming
Bill Gates is a cruel master.
Read More »Global Warming Losing Ground: Worst Snow in Moscow in Decades (Videos)
A glimpse into the future Joe Biden has planned.
Read More »40% of Adults Fear Climate Change Apocalypse, 83% of Them Say Fear Started After March 2020
By the power of the media, people fear imaginary things.
Read More »They are Definitely Serious About Making You Eat Bugs
It's not just a meme.
Read More »Germany: Farmers Drive Tractors Through Berlin, Protesting Global Warming Agenda to Shut Them Down
Do you see how fast this global warming agenda is moving? Are you noticing it?
Read More »Bill Gates Presents Children’s Lecture Saying He’s Building a Global Virus Police Force
Bill Gates is like a creepy homosexual schoolteacher.
Read More »Robert Downey Jr. Fronting the Push for You to Eat Bugs
"This is your food now, goy."
Read More »Ted Cruz: “Democrats are the Real Global Warmers”
With the loss of Donald Trump, we lost something invaluable, and that is someone who would speak for us.
Read More »Joe Biden’s Weather-Changing Agenda is Simply a Continuation of the Coronavirus Agenda
There is a totally different agenda at work here, that has nothing to do with the bullshit they are feeding you.
Read More »Majority Support Turning the Earth Into a Frozen Wasteland – But What are the Risks?
After private communications have failed, I am now asking publicly that I be allowed to give my speech at the Davos Agenda Forum.
Read More »Why Do Socialists Promote Global Warming?
Democracy is the perfect system of control.
Read More »If We Don’t Change the Weather Quickly, Fat Women Will Walk Around Topless
Biden then pulled the corners of his eyes to imitate the small eyes of a Chinese man and said "me eat doggie, me no likey eat cold doggy."
Read More »Global Warming Threat: Study Portrays Vegan Diet as Child Abuse, Blames It for Malnutrition
Veganism is a ridiculous, life-threatening experiment.
Read More »CNN: “To Save Their Planet, We Have to Kill Their Jobs”
The solution is more immigration.
Read More »Elon Musk Promoting “Carbon Capture” Hoax
Musk is a fraud.
Read More »Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather
It truly is a breath of fresh air to have a president who makes decisions based on science rather than fear and hatred.
Read More »Global Warming is a Hoax and a Doomsday Cult and Your Masters Don’t Care About the Environment
It is all just dumb lies.
Read More »Fear Scale: Reddit Now Worried More About Global Warming Than Trump
Global warming and China are more important than Trump now.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »Surf’s Up, Homo: Bali’s Beaches Covered in Annual Plastic Flood
We can't burn the plastic because that would make the weather hotter and everyone would get all sweaty.
Read More »Study: Organic Meat Changes the Weather as Much as Normal Meat! You Can’t Eat Meat Now, Goyim!
I'm just going to tell you this right now: I would rather eat bugs than soy.
Read More »German MP: Coronavirus Restrictions Will Stay to Fight Global Warming
Coronavirus is going to dovetail directly into the global warmer hoax.
Read More »Macron Wants to Add Global Warming to the French Constitution
People are going to regret supporting this.
Read More »Shaping a New Generation of Slaves: Microplastics Found in the Placentas of Unborn Infants
We live in a society of total falsehood, where lies outweigh truth.
Read More »Global Warming Means Snow Storms, And If You Don’t Understand That, Just Shut Up and Obey Science
Science denialism is on the rise.
Read More »What is /pol/ Up to These Days?
You might take an interest.
Read More »UN Demands “Climate Emergency” to Extend Brutal Corona Tyranny and Further Loot the Middle Class
We are moving very rapidly into a future that you can't even imagine.
Read More »Clean Water to be Traded as a Commodity on Wall Street
Maybe we should talk about this instead of the weather?
Read More »Denmark Shutting Down Its Entire Oil Industry to Try to Change the Weather
It's a shame that women run everything.
Read More »China Says It Can Cover Half Its Country in Rain and Snow Using Artificial Weather Science
There are all kinds of various projects like this going on right now.
Read More »Wild Horse Leader of New Zealand Declares Country to be “Carbon Neutral” by 2025
Every government is going to start shilling this stuff had in 2021, as the "coronavirus crisis" transforms into a "climate emergency."
Read More »Global Warming Nonsense Will be Melded with the Coronavirus Hoax as Masses Forced Into Poverty on Purpose
They're upping the ante!
Read More »Boris the Betrayer Demands Trump Do Something About Global Warming and Coronavirus
This has all gotten so bizarre, that it is difficult to even process, and that is part of the strategy.
Read More »Bird-Hating EU to Massively Increase Offshore Wind Farms
The very first Axios style article.
Read More »It’s Already Too Late to Change the Weather – We Must Start Sucking Carbon Out of the Atmosphere
I will tell you this: they're going to be sucking something out of somewhere.
Read More »Joe Biden’s Transition Website is Called “Build Back Better” – A Great Reset Slogan
Hell is opening up.
Read More »BREAKING: We’re Running Out of Time to Stop Global Warming
This is a real crisis this time, for sure.
Read More »Nine and 12-Year-Old “Indian Climate Activists” Arrested?
This is part of an organized delusion.
Read More »Earth to Release Methane Gas and Make It Even Hotter Out This Bitch
Stop the weather from changing or the weather is going to change you.
Read More »The Ozone Layer Hoax is Making a Comeback in 2020!
Everything is just so exhausting.
Read More »Helsinki: Finn Cops Give Global Warming Hoaxer Sluts What They Deserve
HILARIOUS!
Read More »So This Thing with Global Warming…
What is Great Thunberg worried about, specifically?
Read More »The Bitch is Back: A Month After Resigning, Disgusting Retard Greta Thunberg is on the Comeback Trail
Staged retirement for hype. Smh.
Read More »Amidst Coronavirus Hoax, More People Than Ever Believe in the Global Warming Hoax
We're reaching for a hoax singularity.
Read More »Donald Trump to Visit California Fires After His Violent White Silence
He wants everyone to die because he's pure evil.
Read More »Can’t We Just Burn the Remaining Plastic and Then Stop Using It?
The experiment of a plastic society has failed.
Read More »Now Only Six Months to Stop the Globe From Burning Up from Carbon Dioxide
Britain has to show bold leadership.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders the World to Do a Communist Revolution in Order to Change the Weather
Communism sounds like a great plan.
Read More »Famous Weather Hysteric Changes His Mind, Says We Won’t All Die from Cow Farts
I feel relieved now.
Read More »Jamaica is Leading the Fight Against Global Warming
While white men are planning to commit oppression and genocide of indigenous communities, Jamaicans are hard at work using science to change the weather.
Read More »Germany Bans Plastic Straws
Plastic is restructuring our fundamental biology.
Read More »New Numbers: We’ll be Burning Up from Global Warming in Six Months
Basically, they want you to live in a pod and eat bugs.
Read More »True Science: Driving a Car to Work is Better for the Environment Than Walking
Greta Thunberg should see this study.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Sues Everyone
Remember Greta?
Read More »Fake Pope Says Mankind has Ruined the Work of God by Polluting the Environment
More heresy from the heresy king.
Read More »New Spontaneous Vegan Youth Movement to Save the World from Cow Farts has 25 Chapters in 10 Countries in Under 2 Weeks
Let the children lead the way!
Read More »Birds are Getting Smarter Because of Climate Change, Using Tools, Opening Packets of Sugar
The dinosaurs will come back.
Read More »Evidence Found of Prehistoric Rainforests Existing in Antarctica
This is fun. Not Coronanews.
Read More »The Global Warming Agenda is a Female Agenda
90% of the people demanding this are women.
Read More »Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Pledges to Stop Weather from Changing
Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.
Read More »A Completely Fake Problem is the #2 Most Important Issue for New Hampshire Democrat Voters
How decadent is America?
Read More »LEAK: Extinction Rebellion is a White Supremacist Group Planning to Collapse Civilization
Their entire global warming schtick is just a ploy to push their White Kaczynskist agenda.
Read More »Cropped Black Global Warmer Speaks Out Against Her Cropping
Just when you think the news can't get any dumber...
Read More »Young Africans Rally to Demand That White People Change the Weather in Africa
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim dives deep into the global warming crisis in Africa.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Seeks to Change the Weather in Africa to Stop Blacks from Being Poor
Niggas can't get no money in this bitch cuz it too hot.
Read More »You are About to be Responsible for Titanic-Style Tragedies, Experts Warn
First the koalas, and now THIS? HOW DARE YOU?
Read More »Congressmen Whine That Google Needs to Shut Down Global Warming Denialists
Muh global warming, muh scientific consensus.
Read More »Google Pushes Global Warming Hoax with Manipulated Search Results
If the world was really ending in 12 years, the primary goal of the warmers would be to stop China - not white people.
Read More »No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
It's time to stand up and fight back against Greta Thunberg.
Read More »Is the Heroic Asperger’s Teenage Leader of the “Global Warmers” Threatening Terrorism Now?
"You have not seen anything yet" is incredibly ominous language.
Read More »Global Warming Hoax Artists Complain About Vegetation in the Himalayas
Plants on mountains are the real threat to our democracy.
Read More »Fat Injun Woman Claims TSA Agent Rode Her Around the Airport Like a Horse
How absolutely dare you?
Read More »Planet Mars Drying Up Because Not Enough Martians are Eating Bugs and Driving Teslas
Global warming? More like interplanetary warming, man.
Read More »Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
How is this real life?
Read More »State Trolling: Government to Start Taxing Electric Cars to “Make Up” for Reduced Gas Revenue
More government policies meant exclusively to annoy people.
Read More »German Public Television Apologizes After Telling Children to Sing a Song Calling Their Grandma a Pig
This seems distasteful.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Apologizes for Threatening World Leaders, UN Climate Talks End in Disappointment
Greta Thunberg got cold feet about eating the world leaders.
Read More »Angry Mutant Retard Named TIME Magazine’s Man of the Year
Hopefully this is peak Greta.
Read More »Russian Town Overrun with Polar Bears Because of Global Cooling (North Pole is Too Cold)
It must be caused by climate change, somehow. Everything is.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Says That Under His Communist Regime, You Will Get Fast Internet
We could all certainly use faster internet.
Read More »Sloppy Fat UN Chief Warns That His Super-Heated Farts are Going to Put Us All on the Highway to Hell
I just can't hardly even take it anymore.
Read More »Ad Expert: Global Warmers/Climate Changers Should Rebrand Again
The house is literally on fire, goyim. It's time for taxes, immigration and eating bugs.
Read More »Global Warming Hoaxers are Going to Get What They Deserve
It is incredible to watch the mob demand the opposite of what they're asking for.
Read More »Unhinged European Whackjobs Fear “Climate Change” More Than Terrorism and Mass Immigration
We are living in an insane asylum.
Read More »Italy: Government Wants to Make Climatism Mandatory in Schools
Cow farts are an existential threat.
Read More »CNN to the Goyim: “Eat the Maggot, Maggot!”
It is pure goyim abuse.
Read More »BREAKING: Canadians are Rude to Little Retard Girl
How dare they?
Read More »Canada: Greta Thunberg’s Army Meets Truck Convoy of Oil and Gas Workers on the Battlefield
This is the start of Greta's downfall.
Read More »Norwegians are Told to Pee in the Shower to Save Water and Help the Environment
Well it certainly saves time, I can tell you that.
Read More »Founding Member of Extinction Rebellion Admitted Their Goals Have Nothing to Do with Global Warming
It's about creating a global Jewish government.
Read More »“Use Contraception to Save the Planet from Climate Change,” Experts Claim
White people are the only ones who care about the planet.
Read More »Experts Warn That Ebola-Chan has Formed an Alliance with “Climate Change”
They may soon start blaming Ebola deaths on white people driving cars and flying on planes.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Friday Protests Will Go on for “As Long as It Takes” to Force World Leaders Into Action
Climate Empress Greta lacks ambition.
Read More »“Extinction Rebellion” Weirdos Show Their Weird Tits and Weird Bodies Covered in Weird Symbols During Weird Street Protest
When will Greta Thunberg join one of these nude protests though?
Read More »Vatican Synod on Amazon Proposes Recognition of “Ecological Sins”
What are they even talking about? Is this a new religion?
Read More »Ancient Mayans Created Their Own Climate Change 1,800 Years Ago and Caused the Droughts That Wiped Them Out
So we didn't start the fire?
Read More »Yikes: Italian Authorities Investigate Effigy of Greta Thunberg Hanging by a Noose from a Bridge in Rome
The Climate Queen's enemies are getting bolder.
Read More »London: Anti-Weather Sluts March in Weird Satanic Ritual Style Red Dresses for Some Reason
Yeah. You'll have that.
Read More »Man Beats Mob of Anti-Weather Activists to Get Inside McDonald’s for Delicious Food of Gods
They are promoting their political agenda by trying to prevent poor people from eating.
Read More »Iowa: Joke Police Bring Down Teacher Who Joked About Assassinating Greta Thunberg
Things are getting crazier out there.
Read More »Woman Calls for Eating Babies at AOC Event (Obvious Retard GOP Fail Troll)
Man of man this sucks. Why?
Read More »Russia is Warming Up, Tropical Hyperborea Beckons!
What if Russia became the New Miami that was promised us?
Read More »Vladimir Putin Verbally Violates Climate Queen Greta Thunberg
Science is on Greta's side. Who's on Putin's side, other than hackers?
Read More »Billionaire Fashion CEO Says Greta Thunberg “Surrendered Completely to Catastrophism,” Calls Her “Demoralizing”
Greta is actually a very happy young girl though.
Read More »Greta Thunberg: Genius Green Activist or Incompetent Climatologist?
"HUGE PARTS OF THE ARCTIC ARE BURNING."
Read More »Brand New Kook Weather Apocalypse Stories from the UN! We SWEAR They’re Real This Time!
Strap in, lads.
Read More »Media: Retard Mutant Freakout at the UN Leads to Positive Outcome for the Globalist Jewish Agenda
I don't think I believe you, Jews.
Read More »I Think That UN Speech Signaled the Coming Downfall of Greta Thunberg
Everyone is now aware that she's a completely messed up, psychotic little retard. Isn't the jig up?
Read More »Fox News Apologizes After Guest Calls Princess Greta “Mentally Ill” – ???
I don't understand what the thing is.
Read More »Ultra-Thunbergism: Meat to Soon be Outlawed in the Jewnited Kikedom
EAT THE MAGGOT GOYIM
Read More »Capitalism Isn’t Responsible for Your Crappy School Lunch – Greta Thunberg Is!
Demand your 200g maggot paste! We were promised it!
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg Addresses Army at First Ever Youth Climate Summit Held at the UN HQ
Her troops are everywhere. She is ready for battle.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is a Vicious Little Retard, Everyone Knows Global Warming is a Doomsday Hoax
It is even the worst of the doomsday cults.
Read More »POLL: Greta Thunberg: Smash or Pass?
This is anonymous and I need you to be honest. We need this data.
Read More »New York Students Join General Greta’s Child Soldier Army Against Global Warming
Not a bad plan, actually.
Read More »Sweden: Scientist Says Cannibalism Necessary to Stop Global Climate Warming Change
It's for your own good, you stupid goyim.
Read More »Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous
"Clean up your climate" is the new "clean up your room."
Read More »Climate Queen Greta Thunberg Arrives in NYC After Vegan Atlantic Trip on Racing Yacht
Together, we are changing the planet.
Read More »Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane
Down syndrome activist Greta Thunberg confirmed to have Down syndrome.
Read More »10% Increase in EU Asylum Claims Since January – Germans Deeply Concerned About the Weather
You didn't really think they would stop, did you?
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