Tag Archives: Donald Trump

This whole narrative is about to get nuked in favor of wartime jingoism.

He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.

I just can't even take it anymore.

Out, out, out!

Who gives a shit man jeez.

Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?

GIMMIE DAT MONEY!

We're gonna make it after all. 

Come on. This is retarded.

Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess. 

Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.

Give me my money.

We'd just better get that money.

Trump QAnon outreach is boring so far.

Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.

This is the dawn of a new age.

This is retarded and I hate it.

Okay, this is epic. I haven't seen libs owned like this since Nixon.

I'll believe it when I see it.

It's a good thing bitcoin is still - oh. Yeah, nevermind.

What choice is there?

This Jew somehow manages to involve himself in everything.

The whole concept of him announcing a test is really dumb. 

Trump is just trying to look like he's doing something. 

Good luck, America.

Millions of people are going to die. 

This isn't what anyone expected to get when they voted Trump, I can tell you that.

Let's unpack that.

I am sure it's all fine no problem who cares anyway about some dumb virus can't do anything.

Well this is pointless.

Ok boomer.

With these easy steps, President Trump can put America first and ensure our interests.

It's time for Trump to be impeached again.

Everything will be fire.

I'm not really sure if that's funny or not. 

This is just a lot of malarkey.

This comes after suits against WaPo and NYT.

Can you even begin to imagine how funny these debates are going to be?

Charlie Kirk's message against big government resonates with voters.

Fun fact: the United States is still at war with Afghanistan.

Donald Trump continues to support him.

Why doesn't Donald Trump ever do anything to help white people? Because not helping his own supporters is owning the libs?

What an absolute slob this woman is.

At this point, I'll vote for anyone who promises that AOC will show her tits.

Do you even know what the stock market is? 

This is all so stupidly unnecessary.

You're already dead.

Oh thank you, Mr. President.

An anti-racist plan to continue to allow people to fly in from China is going to end up killing us all.

The was the most touching moment of Trump's reelection campaign.

Well, who else could be responsible for this?

Better find your safe space, snowflake.

Who gives a shit?

We still don't know what the Russians are doing, why they are doing it, or what evidence exists that it's happening. Just trust CNN.

Oh, great.

Are you triggered, snowflake?

Oh great a gay spook.

Show deck and bowls.

Absolutely dastardly.

Whatever. It's funny. 

Even if Trump pardons him, we still have to reckon with the justice system that sentenced him.

THE GOD THAT FAILED.

More than suing them, I wish he would have them criminally prosecuted.

If they wanted to win they never would have impeached.

Oh, but what could have been.

Well I guess it doesn't even matter because nothing happened lol

The Trump Administration has been much too ugly.

Trump's Twitter feed is the one redeeming aspect of his presidency. Barr should be fired for questioning it.

Serious damage done.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR

KIDNAPPED RAPED AND TRAFFICKED

Yeah.

Trump says people should fight back and then be charged with hate crimes by his DOJ.

The censoring of the Bernie Sanders support base is now upon us.

I've got the highlights!

It's kinda cool that Trump is purging these people, I guess. 

Jews have really stopped being subtle.

The only interesting thing was Mitt Romney's weird sappy gibberish.

"Freedom unifies the soul." -Donald Trump, 2020

Every member of the live studio audience was given a free trip to Universal Studios in Orlando.

An amazingly fantastic moment in American history.

Say hello to mine-sensei.

Why would anyone say that?

How dare you? 

Democrats hate the status quo as much as Republicans.

Jew on Jew becomes Trope vs. Canard.

Adam Sandler's role as Adam Schiff was praised by critics, but it wasn't enough to keep the show afloat.

The Dersh has gone so far off the rails he's on other rails now.

Anyway, I'm always happy to find that Trump is still doing funny things, no matter how horrible his decisions always are.

I thought we were going to put America First, Donald? 

Good going, Donald.

The Jew media is blaming Christians for this.

This is evil.

I just hope the Jews get everything they need. 

We're all very tired of the Jews.

People aren't even watching this bullshit and Mitt wants to drag it out longer.

What about banning abortion tho? Weren't we supposed to have done that?

Trump doesn't want to go down for the Iraq war.

It simply is not interesting. 

It was a weird pick.

Space probably isn't even real.

I don't know who's fattening up who anymore.

The absolute showmanship of this man.

It's because of the Jews. 

Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?

Can Bernie beat Trump tho?

This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.

This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade. 

I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.

Even Ilhan Omar is wrong sometimes.

Weird twist!

Well, that's comforting.

So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not. 

If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?

Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.

We might as well just do both wars at once.

I just literally can't even.

Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?

This is really just a waste of time, is it not?

"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America

We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.

Who gives a shit?

Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?

Tucker is in dangerous waters here.

I literally can't even.

Who the hell even knows anymore? 

Well, there you have it...

Assassinating a man of such honor using a missile strike is about the most cowardly thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. 

COWARDS!

Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?

We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.

Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?

It's the 20s and Orange Man is on some 00s shit.

Who cares?

Evangelicals will continue to poison America for whatever time they have left. 

Basically, Matt Drudge is now functioning as a totally anti-Trump agent. 

Who cares?

The Bible is banned from campuses.

Ann Coulter was also there.

This is the dumbest news story in a while, let me tell you this.