This is so fake and retarded.
Read More »Trump Issues Another Statement Praising Deadly Vaccines
I think I'm going to stop reporting on Trump.
Read More »#GaetzGate: Trump Leaves That Nigga Gaetz Hanging
If there's one thing Trump is very good at, it's throwing people under buses. Democrats don't operate this way, frankly.
Read More »Donald Trump has Totally Lost the Plot and Isn’t Really Helping
I do not want him to run in 2024.
Read More »The Media’s Victory Over Trump is Like Andrea Yates’ Victory Over Her Children
It's funny, but it's not that funny.
Read More »I Miss Trump’s Easter
Those were really great times. Great, great times.
Read More »Social Media Banning All Interviews with Donald Trump
Private companies can do anything they want to anyone.
Read More »Jew Biden Administration Condemns WHO Report on Coronavirus, Accuses Them of Being Chinese Shills
Well, this is new.
Read More »Birx Says Hitler-Like Trump Responsible for Hundreds of Thousands of Coronavirus Deaths
You never should have let them in, Trump.
Read More »Donald Trump Appears with Laura Ingraham to Discuss Top Issues
Mehhh.
Read More »Cringe Faggot John Oliver Does 30 Minutes Calling for Tucker Carlson to be Banned
Yikes.
Read More »Trump to Launch His Own Social Media Company (Or Something)
This whole situation is stupid.
Read More »Jewish Claim: Trump Showed the Jews Pictures of Naked Women on a Yacht During Mourning Event
I sure do miss the big guy.
Read More »Mutated Mexican Texas Politician Says Border Surge is Trump’s Fault (Meanness)
If he would have been nicer, fewer would have come.
Read More »Capitol Storm Witch Hunt Now “Largest Investigation in American History”
The cops that were there, as we all saw, opened the doors and waved people into the building.
Read More »Prosecuted for Memes: Donate to Ricky Vaughn Freedom Fund!
Crypto, credit card, PO box - send something!
Read More »Mass Layoffs at Huffington Post After It’s Bought by Buzzfeed
They're just going to have to ask their parents for money, I guess.
Read More »Well, This is Ironic
These people...
Read More »Elected President Donald Trump Issues Statement on Joe Biden’s Open Borders
So I guess this is the plan now? Issuing statements?
Read More »In First Speech Since Being Run Out of Office, Donald Trump Basically Says He’s Going to Run in 2024
Everything is fine, guys. We're actually winning right now.
Read More »Media is Attempting to Root Out Republican Politicians Who Don’t Believe the Election Hoax
I'll tell you, as a lifelong news reader, it is really nuts to see the way the Associated Press has gone full-on BuzzFeed.
Read More »Oh Holy Shit, He Got the Jared Leto Joker Face Tattoo!
Why doesn't anyone care about these people? Because they're white!
Read More »Biden Aide Reportedly Said: “Covid is the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Him”
The blackout on saying anything that could possibly be construed as negative about the Biden Administration has apparently been lifted.
Read More »Poll: Only 27% of Republican Voters Would Remain Loyal to the GOP If Trump Left
There is still fight left in the people. All is not yet lost.
Read More »Will Trump be Allowed to Play Republican Kingmaker?
The internet is totally locked down, so the only way he can do anything is with the permission of the establishment.
Read More »Trump is Getting Criminally Investigated and Sued for Doing Everything
He should leave the country.
Read More »Read Real President Donald Trump’s Full Statement Against Mitch McConnell
Brutal. Vicious. Ravaged. Rekt.
Read More »Of Course the Lincoln Project was Run by Pederasts
What top level Republican isn't a pederast?
Read More »Pelosi is Commissioning a “911 Commission” Style Report on the Capitol Storm
What are we trying to discover?
Read More »Trump’s Lawyer’s Home Vandalized (He’s Being Made Example Of)
This means "we just as easily could have killed you or your wife."
Read More »Lindsey Graham Says Mitch McConnell’s Unhinged Attacks on Trump Will Haunt Republicans in 2022
Who the hell even is Mitch McConnell? Why is he our leader now?
Read More »Mitch McConnell’s Unhinged Anti-Trump Rant Shows These People Do Not Represent Us – Time to Stop Voting
How can this man lead the Republican Party?
Read More »Acquitted at Impeachment, Trump Says MAGA Movement has Only Just Begun
We only know he said this because CNN posted it.
Read More »Nigga Sails Out Like a Boss: Trump Acquitted at Second Fake Impeachment
This nigga is untouchable.
Read More »Nick Fuentes Crashes Impeachment Hearing for Second Day in a Row!
Back-to-back appearances! Only on C-SPAN!
Read More »Real Nick Fuentes Makes an Appearance at Fake Impeachment Trial!
Fake trial, real Fuentes!
Read More »As Institutionalized Incompetence Grows, Biden is a Figure for the Transition Into a New World Order
What is actually going on here?
Read More »Cartoon Crossover: Snarf Hires Skeletor’s Son as His Attorney in Kangaroo Court
NOW THAT'S A SURPRISE TWIST
Read More »European Spies Say They’ll Give Biden Intelligence If He Bans Trump from Getting Any of It
Oh wow, a story featuring Donald Trump.
Read More »This is Not Some Silly Joke
Giggle time is over, boomer.
Read More »Finally: Peter Navarro Realizes William Barr was Behind the Coup Against Trump
FINALLY!
Read More »Utah Votes to Censure Liz Cheney for Voting to Impeach Trump
Triggered snowflakes are mad their representative didn't vote how they wanted. That's democracy, snowflake. It's who we are.
Read More »Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Leader of an Underground White Supremacist Movement
We've seen the face of true evil.
Read More »Mike Lindell’s Documentary ABSOLUTE PROOF Proves ABSOLUTELY That the Election was a Fraud!
Mike Lindell is the last American.
Read More »TIME Magazine Publishes 7000 Word Essay About Secret Campaign to Undermine 2020 Election
It's basically a 7,000 word confession that the whole thing was rigged.
Read More »Feds Now Arresting People Who Rallied Day Before Capitol Storm
This appears to describe what would be described by Jews as "a war on white supremacist disinformation."
Read More »Pompeo the Hutt Praises Biden’s Jew, Continues Pro-War Activism
Pompeo is going to be drawing up papers for Blinken while going on Fox News to tell the stupid goyim why they should support Biden's war.
Read More »Trump’s Lawyers Quit Ahead of Impeachment Trial
All of this Trump news is a whole lot less interesting now that Trump isn't allowed to weigh in on it.
Read More »Joke Police in Control: Legendary Tweeter Ricky Vaughn Indicted by Feds for Memes from 2016
Strap in. We literally haven't even left the runway.
Read More »Shockingly, A Jew is Leading the Impeachment Effort
What a weird coincidence.
Read More »Capitol Police Explain That Allowing Protesters in the Capitol was Just a Big Mixup
Every time the ruling class fail to accomplish any single task, the results work in their benefit.
Read More »Kellyanne Conway Investigated by Cops for Posting Her 16-Year-Old Daughter’s Nudes on Facebook
It's CHILD PORN and that's a FELONY.
Read More »A Song for Donald Trump
We've seen the last of Good King Donald - but raise up a glass, his name lives on.
Read More »“Well, First of All … The Trial is Stupid” -Marco Rubio on Impeachment
I hope Trump is already in Russia.
Read More »Maybe MAGA is Ready to Talk About the Jews?
There is zero strategic value in talking about Donald Trump as anything other than a tragic figure: a patriot who tried to save America but was thwarted by satanic Jews.
Read More »It is January 21, 2021, And There is Only One Thing Any of Us Can Do
Allow me to go full preacher mode today. Just stay with me.
Read More »Joe Biden Sworn in as President
That's that, I guess.
Read More »Ivanka Trump Wishes Hopefully for Joe Biden
What even is this?
Read More »Pence, McConnell and McCarthy All Skip Trump’s Farewell Event, Snubbing 75 Million Voters
The GOP is now dead forever, and I guess that's a good thing.
Read More »Trump Releases Farewell Address (Mixed Reviews)
Welp. That's that, I guess.
Read More »Don Jr.’s Most Brilliant Analysis Yet
Don Jr. is no Simba. I can tell you that much.
Read More »Many Seriously Scared of a Coming MAGA Insurrection
After what we saw... what they did to that podium...
Read More »Jew Katie Couric Tells Jew Bill Maher That Trump Supporters Need to be “Deprogrammed”
I would advise the reader that if Jews come to try to haul them off to a "deprogramming" camp, that they refuse to go.
Read More »Trump to Pardon Lil Wayne – But Who Else?
J U L I A N A S S A N G E
Read More »FBI is Now Saying Foreigners Might Have Planned the Capitol Storm
Dumbness levels are off the charts.
Read More »Good Chance the Feds Will Do a False Flag at the Inauguration
The only thing I can say is this: stay the hell away from Washington, DC, basically forever.
Read More »They’re Getting Weird with This “Bitcoin Tracking” Stuff
BE CAREFUL.
Read More »Larry Kudlow Stabs Trump in the Back, Promoting Long-Discredited Anti-Semitic Canard That Jews are Back-Stabbers
Larry Kudlow should be investigated by the Federal "Special Envoy for Combating Anti-Semitism" for promoting the anti-Semitic trope (which is also a canard, frankly) that Jews are disloyal back-stabbers.
Read More »Trump is Just Being a Bitch, Trying to Stay Out of Prison – Please Just Ignore the Gay Speeches
Trump is a tragic figure. He did his best, he just didn't have it in him.
Read More »Feds Worried That Government Might Get What They Fucking Deserve
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
Read More »Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium
THIS IS HISTORIC!
Read More »The Pelosi Podium Guy Needs Better Lawyers, Frankly
These people need to fight and we need to figure out ways to get them money for better legal teams.
Read More »They are Not Lying About Trump and the Capitol Storm Being “The Biggest Ever Threat to Democracy”
They just don't ever bother to tell you what "democracy" actually is.
Read More »Trump Visits His Fence, Gives Terrible Speech (But Don’t Take It Seriously)
He's not in his right mind, and these statements mean nothing.
Read More »They’re Coming for Everything and They’re Coming Right Now
There is no limit on how far this is going to go.
Read More »Trump and Pence Reportedly Speak for the First Time Since Awesome Party at Capitol
They are not friends!
Read More »Scotland Moving to Ban Terrorist Leader Donald Trump from Entering the Country
I could never hate the man. He's just too funny.
Read More »Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Actually, she is not "defending free speech."
Read More »Dumb Black Congressman Says Ashli Babbitt was Planning to Lynch Him
Hank Johnson can go to hell with all the rest of the blacks. I'm exhausted by these people and I want them to leave my country.
Read More »The Entire Internet is “Owned by Private Companies,” Which Means There is Nowhere to Run
There's no clear way out of this.
Read More »Anti-Christ, Anti-American Jews Celebrate Trump Banning, Final End of First Amendment
I think it is time that the American people collectively label the Jews the enemy of the people.
Read More »Israeli Lobby Demands Trump be Immediately Removed from Office
Why this foreign nation plays such a prominent role in American politics is anyone's guess.
Read More »The Censorship is Coming Down Like an ACME Anvil
The cleansing hasn't even begun.
Read More »Trump’s Twitter Account Permanently Banned
Welp.
Read More »UNINSTALL FIREFOX: Mozilla Posts Lunatic Statement About Need for a Totally Controlled Internet
Darkness falls on Gotham.
Read More »UN Condemns Capitol Storm, Calls for Total Shutdown of Anyone Who Disagrees with Global Elite
We have to stop voting. That is the takeaway of all of this. We have to refuse to consent to this system of abuse.
Read More »Twitter Privileges Restored, Donald Trump Says He Won’t Attend Joe Biden’s Inauguration
Welp.
Read More »Donald Trump Issues Terrible Statement, Condemns Capitol Patriots, Surrenders to Democrats
Is this is a deep fake? What is going on?
Read More »Media and Antifa Working with FBI to Identify Heroic Capitol Stormers – All of Them Facing Ten Years in Feds
Oh but I thought they were all secret Antifa?
Read More »“I Think They had Instructions to Let It Go” – Eyewitness to Capitol Storm
It was an inside job, folks.
Read More »Everyone Saw It: The Cops Allowed People Inside of the Capitol
Joe Biden is now coming into power with a new kind of mandate: "to oppose the violent mob which attacked democracy on January 6."
Read More »RIP Ashli Babbitt, Murdered by Traitor Cops
Where we go one, we go all, and we're probably all going where you are pretty soon at this rate.
Read More »Imagine the Rest of the World, Which has Been Dominated for Decades by the US Military, Watching This
Democracy is really strong and the people decide.
Read More »Fat Boris Can Go Suck a Fat Johnson – Keep Up Out My Business, Nigga
The whole world is piling on - in the name of "who we are."
Read More »Trump Apparently Surrendering to Biden (I Don’t Know If This is a Concession or What)
I don't have any ability to comment on this, because I do not know what is going on.
Read More »The Day America Finally Fell Apart
Don't ever let anyone tell you these people were something other than heroes.
Read More »Coming for Blood: Media Already Targeting Protesters for Arrest and Prosecution
Sigh.
Read More »Entire Right-Wing Condemning Patriotic Capitol Stormers for Different Stupid Reasons
Patriots betrayed! Not Candace!
Read More »Monumental Faggot Mike Pence Denounces the People
We all saw the fraud, Mike.
Read More »Charlottesville 2 in DC: Capitol Rushed, Trump Supporters Declared Terrorists, Trump Suspended from Twitter
What a mess.
Read More »Wednesday is the Big Day – Be There, Or We’re All Doomed!
If you're not there, then you're SICK.
Read More »Real President Holds Rally in Georgia and Magic Ensues
Remember: the Wednesday rally in DC is going to be something much bigger than this.
Read More »DC Mayor Bringing in National Guard for Wednesday Trump Rally
BE THERE.
Read More »At Least 12 Senators are Going to Challenge the Approval of the Fake Election Results
Somebody is going to have to explain this shit.
Read More »Slutty Reporter Tells CNN That Establishment Republicans are Worried About Josh Hawley
Let's just see where this goes.
Read More »Real President Accurately Declares the Georgia Senate Race Illegal and Invalid
This is why I am telling you, whatever you do: DO. NOT. VOTE.
Read More »Gross Republicans Gleefully Celebrating Election Theft, Condemn Anyone Who Won’t Accept It
Losing is our values. It's who we are.
Read More »Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Says Jeffrey Epstein is Still Alive
The Alt-Right could have been working for the President.
Read More »Josh Hawley is Going to Have to Prove He’s Not Just a Hoax
You're going to know how real Josh Hawley is by how he deals with the election fraud.
Read More »Amidst Furiousness, Mitch McConnell Moves to Thwart the Peasantry
This is all a big trick!
Read More »Senate Republicans Aggressively Cockblock Money to the Peasants, Seemingly Out of Pure Hatred
The Republicans look like actual unhinged maniacs.
Read More »Republicans are Cockblocking Money for the Peasants, Say Only Israel and Bezos Need Money
What the hell kind of a thing even is this?
Read More »House Overrides Trump’s Veto of Defense Bill, Saying War and Internet Censorship Can Never End
Maybe this whole thing was doomed from the start.
Read More »Trump Signs Coronavirus Relief Bill with None of His Stuff in It
Welp.
Read More »The Trump Santa Murder Files
It's time for Joe Biden to make a full and important statement on the Trump Santa phenomenon, and to declare a total investigation of the Trump Santa gang activities and terrorism.
Read More »GOP Congressman Making a Name for Himself by Attacking Trump (But What Kind of Name?)
He's in the media, for sure.
Read More »Of Course the Elections are Better in Afghanistan
This is obviously true, because the Democrats aren't running the elections in Afghanistan.
Read More »Michigan: Democrat Charged with Harassing and Threatening Pro-Trump Election Official
This is yet another thing getting swept under the rug. The scale of the rug-sweeping is actually staggering.
Read More »Anti-Semitic Leader McCarthy Condemns Jew Democrat Push for Large Scale Foreign Aid
Jews are so exhausting.
Read More »Real President Trump Vetoes Defense Spending Bill
Trump confirmed in league with the Viet Cong.
Read More »Convicting Soldiers of “War Crimes” is Not a Valid Concept, And Anyone Convicted of That Should be Pardoned
If Trump is really doing a round of pardons (and he is), he really needs to pardon Julian Assange.
Read More »Georgia Official Who Insisted “No Fraud” Says a Fraudster Used His Home Address to Illegally Vote
I wouldn't be at all surprised if soon after the election, they start printing articles saying "actually, Trump was right and the election was stolen - but it's good for history that this happened."
Read More »Real President Trump Demands $2000 Checks for the People!
It doesn't really matter much in the greater scheme, but $600 is such a humiliating insult!
Read More »The Game Plan for the New Strain: Giving Joe Biden an Excuse for a Massive New Kind of Lockdown
I've seen this movie before.
Read More »Disgusting: Zionist TV Anti-Christ Pat Robertson Says Biden Won, Urges Trump to Give Up
He's shilling Nikki Haley!
Read More »Trump Might as Well Just Let Sidney Powell Do Whatever
She can't possibly make the situation any worse.
Read More »Donald Trump Announces January 6 Rally in Washington to Protest Election Theft
We're still in this, lads.
Read More »Report: Trump had Meeting Where General Flynn Proposed Martial Law
Things are getting real real, real fast.
Read More »Media Attacks Trump for Not Believing Pompeo Claims of Russia Hacking
The Russia lunacy exists on its own, outside of the realm of reality or facts. It is just floating there.
Read More »Biden Team Confirms Claim That Pentagon Ceased Briefings
I don't think you do this before declaring martial law. But I hope so!
Read More »Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Calls for Chief Justice John Roberts to Resign
Lin Wood is a little bit of a kook. But he's our kook.
Read More »Poll: 46% of Americans Believe That Election Fraud Happened
What is the plan here, Democrats?
Read More »Today’s Hysteria: Trump Employee had His Foot Amputated Because of Coronavirus
Nothing has changed because of this virus. Everything that is happening is a result of the government's response to it.
Read More »The Electoral College Didn’t Stop the Flow of Evidence of Massive Fraud
The more people we have totally outraged about the fraud, the better the case for secession.
Read More »Congress Pushes Back Against Traitor and Fiend Mitch McConnell
Even if the election is written in stone, we want the record to show just how egregious this theft was.
Read More »Rand Paul: “The Fraud Happened”
Rand Paul should have been out there every day, like we were, denouncing the fraud.
Read More »Michigan Councilman Says Trump Can Still Win
I'm reporting on Sealy's thing because I don't want to be accused of not presenting all of the things that are going on.
Read More »Real President Trump Slams Mitch McConnell, Tells Him to “Learn to Fight”
McConnell has long been a traitor, a Jew-lover and a Taiwanese spy.
Read More »Lying Rat and False Deceiver Mitch McConnell Promotes Debunked Theory That Joe Biden Won
McConnell stumbled in a confused, babbling manner, causing many to suspect that he has taken the coronavirus vaccine and received brain damage.
Read More »Of Course Trump Could Remain in Office – There Just Isn’t a LEGAL Path for That
It's never over.
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