Tag Archives: Amazon

Jeff Bezos will drive you insane with paranoid delusions, then sell you drinkable bleach as the solution.

At least you didn't get the flu.

This is an optimized tyranny. 

Brown people demanding things, you say?

The ultimate showdown has begun.

America doesn't deserve a hero as good and as moral as Jeff Bezos.

Whoever organized this protest against Amazon is going to be taken to the side and given a talking to.

Real freedom isn't about speech anyway - it's about anal sex with men.

Will the media report on Elon's opinion this time? Probably not!

We've uncovered yet another serious racist conspiracy. 

Keeping you informed about the latest events in (user_locality)!

True anti-racism has never been tried.

The goyim might start hating for no reason if they read it.

Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.

I hope you like being spied on.

Time to for the franchise to go full negro.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, they summonin' demons around here!

They'd better be afraid.

Working in an Amazon warehouse is more dangerous than crab fishing in Alaska.

Bezos is one sick puppy.

One ring to spy on them all.

Macron claims Bolsonaro used his fascist mind-powers to set the Amazon on fire.

We already know what you're feeling. We'll soon know what you're thinking.

This never happened before.

Bezos is universally hated and despised!

How dare these evil goyim not want to take it up the ass?

Both his eyes bugged out when the judge issued this ruling!

This means nothing if these companies aren't required by the government to provide platforms for free political speech.

Women won't hesitate to burn down everything men create out of spite and/or boredom.

Automation is still happening. Don't forget that the robots are out to get their piece of the pie too.

This is precisely why America needs more Mexicans.

Amazon warehouses on the Moon soon!

This is what blacks have been up to lately.

Bozos at it again.

These corporations will do whatever they want as long as they don't really have to answer to anyone.

Men were buying these sex dolls to rape and abuse them.

This seems unlikely.

The entire media is a bunch of criminals tho.

"Amazon’s technology labeled darker-skinned women as men 31 percent of the time."

Every slut is nothing more than a whore.

My advice is, if you're going to play the stock market, make sure to work for the CIA first. 

What need does AI have for people when birds are just as good?

This is the future you chose.

Put on your diapers for another day at work.

People putting these things inside of their homes is absolute lunacy. 

Artificial intelligence doesn't give a single fuck about female empowerment.

You are witnessing the demise of a once-great grocery store.

No one to the right of AIDS Skrillex is safe.

He makes some good points tbh.

Now that's innovation I can get behind.

Holy shit that is one smart nigger. Look at those glasses.

Does this mark a return of the Old Gods?

I want to believe.

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." 

Amazon-related crime is reaching all-time highs.

Adrian Sol | I don't know whether this is encouraging or worrying.

Adrian Sol | Who would hamstring their product like this?

Tim Hort | There is no reason to own an Alexa.

Tim Hort | Just remember that it isn't the Russians that abuse media platforms to influence public opinion.

Andrew Anglin | Alexa is off the hook.

Adrian Sol | Gotta have that spy-tech in the room where you live.

Spartacus | It doesn't end well.

Andrew Anglin | No punishment???

Benjamin Garland | Every good Nazi should own a copy.

Zeiger | Welp. Amazon just bought Whole Foods.

Michael Byron | Germans are still finding new and creative ways to torment their Jewish victims.

Andrew Anglin | If you buy this at this price, you will get magical meme energies, probably. I mean, I assume so.

Eric Striker | The Holo-racketeers claim another scalp as the shuttening continues.

Ben Richards | Jeff Bezos is literally Hitler.

Andrew Anglin | Finally, she's returned to us!

Daily Stormer | Show is not even pro-Nazi.

William Martel | Never forget. Never, never, never, never, ever forget.

Andrew Anglin | The time has come to shut it down.

Andrew Anglin | Wow Alex, you finally solved an actual mystery.

Daily Stormer | Put on the glasses.

NY Post | The tribe's women are unable to count any further than two, yet his father thought it would be a good idea to mate with one of them.

USA Today | Weird, wacky stuff.

Daily Stromer | Just imagine the nerve of these Amazon people, allowing free political speech.