Switzerland: Restaurants and Bars Will be Forced to Take Names, Phone Numbers and Addresses of All Clients

Getting a 1984-style tyranny because of literally the flu is the gayest dystopia ever.

Where’s my Skynet you faggots???


Swiss officials took residents by surprise last week when they declared plans to speed up the lifting of national lockdown protocols, revealing that bars and restaurants would be clear to resume operations over a month ahead of expected schedule.

However, employees and customers will be expected to abide by new rules, at least for the time being.

“Anyone who visits a pub in the future must enter their surname, first name and telephone number, according to a protection concept presented by the GastroSuisse Association on Tuesday,” Blick reports.

“The landlord will collect the personal data. If there is a local corona outbreak, they can react quickly. An uncontrolled spread of the virus must be prevented.”

This might not sound like a big deal, but remember it’s only gonna be the beginning.

They’re gonna do chipping, forced vaccinations, all sorts of goofy crap.

The entire hecking world has to be overturned because of this disease that doesn’t kill virtually anyone under 60 – even according to the completely fake data from Imperial College Fat Chicks.

And it’s all for our own sake, of course.

Because these people really, really care about us.

GastroSuisse President Casimir Platzer has likened the government-sanctioned measures to ‘analog contract tracing,’ in contrast with digital tracing, which would be achieved via smart phones, apps, and surveillence methods.

“The people who are looking forward to visiting a restaurant should be ready to hand over data,” Platzer said.

The ‘protection concept’ will reportedly apply across the entire hospitality industry.

Other rules will apply to restaurant customers at first, including restricting tables to four guests maximum and ensuring they maintain ‘social distancing’ from other patrons.

If only half the effort put into combating this goofy flu went to real problems, the world would be a much better place…

This is what a real problem looks like