May 30, 2017
Modern “art” is, in it’s entirety, completely fucking retarded, and I strongly suspect a money-laundering scam as well. Anybody who tells you otherwise is either retarded himself, or has just sold a sock with a chopstick in it for 20 million dollars.
A pineapple that was left in the middle of an art exhibition by two students at a Scottish university has now been “adopted” as a work of art.
Gray, a business information technology student, told the MailOnline: “I saw an empty art display stand and decided to see how long it would stay there for or if people would believe it was art.
“I came in later and it had been put in a glass case – it’s the funniest thing that has happened all year. My honors supervisor saw it and asked an art lecturer if it was real because he could not believe it.”
I had to read it twice myself, although I should’ve known better.
It remains unclear who had the curatorial chutzpah to elevate this lonely fruit to the status of art piece. Natalie Kerr, a cultural assistant for the festival who organized the display, denies an involvement as she is allergic to pineapple.
“It’s a bit of a mystery – the glass is pretty heavy and would need two or three people to move it, we have no idea who did it. But it’s still there now, we decided to keep it because it’s keeping with the playful spirit of this commission” she told local newspaper Press and Journal.
“No no, we’re not a bunch of fucking retards, we were just being funny.”
The exhibition, aptly called Look Again, incentivized viewers to “look at the places and spaces around us through fresh eyes” according to the university website.
The fruity piece quickly made rounds on social media, garnering thousands of retweets, and was even praised by lecturers for its artistic originality, according to Mail Online.
What? What artistic originality? It’s a fruit, you fucking morons! THERE IS NO ARTISTRY AND NO ORIGINALITY, IT’S JUST A FRUIT!
The incident recalls a similar prank at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art last year when visitors were fooled into thinking that a pair of glasses that had been left on the floor were, in fact, a conceptual art piece.
Look at these worthless cattle.
If the distortion and degradation of art that the kikes brought upon modern society was the only thing they ever did to us, it would be more than enough of a reason to wipe every last one of them off the face of the earth. Make no mistake about it, it was the kikes who did this and it was deliberate.
The people who do stuff like this call Hitler’s paintings “kitsch”
I suggest to all of you reading this to spend a few minutes a day looking at classical or neoclassical art on the internet, it’ll help you hate kikes even more. And if there’s one thing you can never have enough of, it’s hatred for kikes.
MAKE ART AT LEAST REASONABLY GOOD AGAIN!