Something is Wrong with Greta Thunberg’s Hairline

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
December 7, 2019

She’s dead inside.

After arriving in Madrid looking rougher than ever, Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg joined the Friday climate protests there.

Now new pictures show her looking even rougher.

She was pictured speaking at a climate conference in Madrid Friday night.

Take a look at her hair in the pictures below.

Notice the big area revealing her scalp.

Notice the thinning at the top-center of her forehead.

It really looks like she’s trying to hide her receding hairline with that hairstyle, but her hair is getting too thin to even do that effectively.

Greta eats a vegan diet and vegan diets are known to cause hair loss in women. The vegan diet in general makes people prone to thyroid problems and thyroid problems are a known trigger for hair loss.

Here’s a vegan website, Vegan Health, admitting it:

Occasionally, women who become vegetarian or vegan report experiencing hair loss. If there is a dietary cause, the most likely are rapid weight loss, thyroid problems, or iron deficiency (although this has more recently been questioned; see below). Zinc deficiency and not getting enough of the amino acid lysine could also be culprits.

That vegan website is surprisingly open about the issue, but keep in mind that it’s not just a matter of vegans having a hard time getting vegan foods with those nutrients but also a matter of vegans having a hard time absorbing whatever little nutrients their food contains.

If the vegan diet can result in rapid weight loss, thyroid problems, iron deficiency, and in zinc and lysine deficiencies when “done wrong,” then how hard is it to do it right?

Considering how vegan doctors look, “doing it right” also appears to be dangerous.

Dr. Greger is a famous vegan doctor running a nutrition website.

Greta Thunberg is supposed to be 16 years old but she looks ridiculously frail and underdeveloped next to random teenagers from the Friday climate protests.

Look at her. She is tiny.

She looks like a hobbit.

How can she not realize that talking about people needing to adopt a vegan diet to save the planet and meat being bad for the environment while looking like a sick mutant from some mad scientist’s failed experiment triggers people’s self-preservation instincts?

How can vegans not realize that them looking like Gollum while urging people to go vegan is subconsciously interpreted as hostility, as an attack on people’s health?

They look like death.

Greta Thunberg should be confronted about this and asked about the relationship between her vegan diet and her being such a weird little critter.

She acts as if she has all the answers, so surely she can answer that simple question.